Twinkies : And finally...
She puts the V in... everything, actually. Itās...
Veronica Violet Vixen
Look :
https://imgur.com/a/JuE4QtI Letās see what you brought.
*lights dim and the video starts playing*
SKIT
Indnews
Announcer : This is Indnews! the place where you get the edgiest or saddest news! With your Favorite Sad girl Lana Del Rey!
Lana Del Rey : *Moan sings and then lazily looks at the camera* Oh Hi I'm Lana Del Rey, Del Rey for short, shorter than the life of a sad baby seal in the aqua ocean of her love.
Announcer : .....Ok and here is her Co-Anchor from New Zealand it's the angsty teen dream herself. It's Lorde!
*Lorde claws at the camera and smears her gothic purple lipstick*: I'm Lorde yeah yeah yeah. and Im here doing this as a side job because I'm not one of those white teeth teens.
Announcer : And to Present our Sports and Weather Forecast it's the OG Indie Girl from Iceland, It's Bjork!
Bjork : Hello Ćst! I'm Bjork and It is an Honor to be here. Granted I'm shocked I was asked for this job after I attacked a reporter that one time but alas Ć©g er hĆ©r!
Announcer : Yeah... *Looks Worried* anyways here they are with the evening news!
*Camera Pans to Lorde and Lana*
Lana : Hello you little venice bitch I'm Lana
Lorde : And I'm Lo-
Lana : And here is your daily news bulletin.
*Lorde Looks annoyed and whispers to the PA* Lorde : First the thumbtack bracelet, and now this? were supposed to be on each others team!
Lana : In the youtube world, Pewdiepie has been found guilty of playing too many *Sings Video Games* and has been sentenced to Nazi Germany in a time portal... Im sure he will love it there.
Lorde : Also in the youtube world there is reports that Jeffree Star lives in a world alone. the world where he's convinced himself he's not a racist scumbag and then earth where everyone else lives!
Lana Del Rey : Also making headlines, Roseanne Barr was found high by the beach tripping on acid. She was detained by police for having drug paraphernalia. as she was being detained she made the following statements "Come on TRUMP! Taste my pussy it tastes like pepsi cola!" and "I thought the bitch was White Hot Forever!" also the name of a single off my new album Chemtrails Over The Country Club coming out whenever I decide it's out you fuckers!
Lana Looks over to Lorde : Sounds like Roseanne will be doing some time huh Mazzy Star knock off.
*Lorde looking annoyed*: In other news Trump has been found guilty of willingly putting the country in danger due to knowing that Covid-19 was a danger to the American people. Bring your own Lampshade Mr. Trump there'll be plenty enough room in Jai-
Lana : My 55 year old drug dealer boyfriend is in Jail rn. He told me before he got locked up that Prison isn't nothing to him as long as I am by his side *Winks and licks her lips* Call me in lock up baby.
Lorde : You know what? I've HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU INTERRUPTING ME! *Starts to dance wildly at Lana*
Lana : GET THIS FREAK OFF ME!
Announcer : OK while that's taken care of here is Bjork with the news!
Bjork : Hello Kisu! Here is the weather forecast. For the next 5 days there will be nothing but Snow.. Just like my home in Iceland.
Bjork : Now as we look at our little baby Kort we see a cold front coming to America *Bjork then takes her fingers and expands the front* And it's gonna get bigger and bigger and bigger! *Cold front covers up the entire map*
Bjork : With the cold front expect lots and lots of falling ice!. back in my homeland we always try to play a game where we go outside and try to catch the ice in our mouth without breaking our tennur!
Bjork : Also with the cold front will come temperatures of 200 degrees!
*The PA's Gasp!*
Bjork:Oh I'm sorry ast! I forgot the baby line by the 2! the temperatures will be -200 degrees!
Bjork:Anyways snarf! this is Bjork and make sure to breathe in lots of music!
Announcer:anyways! that's our news today thank you and make sure to always be sad and edgy!
GROWING UP:
Growing up I always Identified with strong powerful women, Specifically in horror movies. However it wasnāt until I stayed up on a school night in 6th grade and accidentally stumped across a random show called Rupaulās Drag Race that my life changed forever. I became enamored with the show and eventually as I grew up I researched more and more what Drag is about and how important it is to society and that is why I myself have become apart of Drag today.
THE SHOW:
Itās a weird conflicting feeling because even though I feel like I performed better on different seasons of different shows similar to this, this particular go around I felt I was the most polished when it comes to style and fashion. I learned that itās ok to not be perfect all the time and still cherish your art. I also learned to edit and if thatās not going out of comfort zone idk what is.
FINALE PLANS
Well I pretty much knew that my
Journey to the crown was gonna be an uphill battle due to the fact that Mesothelioma and Catalina are literally incredible and the clear front runners to win so I really had to pull out all stops to win the crown by sticking to my guns and staying loyal to what I bring this week.
WHY SHOULD YOU WIN?
I know I kinda had a moment where I gave up last week but apart of me still believes in myself to win. And honestly I feel like I needed that moment of vulnerability to get back on track. I feel like I not only polished up my style with this season, but I also proved that Iām versatile while maintaining the singular thing that makes VVV and thatās Vintage Glamour mixed with a tint or horror and camp. I also feel like there was a week or two where a win that was not given to me shouldāve been given to me (The Talent Show and The Makeover). I also managed to go almost the whole season without lipsyncing despite being known as a girl who lipsyncs a lot on their seasons. In my personal opinion with the exception of the controversial flower challenge
#TeamGrandmaConnie #Rosegate (Because my Grandma Connie was and always will be THAT bitch) I feel like I DELIVERED every week on the runway so much so that I started off the season winning the first challenge because of my incredible runway from week 1.
I want this really bad and I hope you see the Drag superstar in me.
Also I just wanna day thank you to Talian and to the judges for giving this opportunity to me and giving me a spotlight after a year of not doing drag group games. I will forever be thankful.
Twinkies : Thank you VVV. That was... enlightening. Now. Sashay to the back of the stage with your fellow finalists and wait for your fate to be revealed!
*VVV