Ryan:
K, can we talk about how the premiere episode MUST be the best premiere of Gen 3 by a landslide? It's simply.... so funny. Kelly and I form a beautiful bond, genuinely like him so much and could see us being Tengaged friends for a long time, everyone expects me to side with DanielSnooz -- a level-headed, strategic, Brovivor-esque kinda guy -- but INSTEAD I decide, fuck it, I'm craving some entertainment, so I side with the absolute psychopath alliance which includes Johnny, my old rival, Kelly, my new best friend, and 3 people I've never met before.
I leak EVERYTHING Daniel says to Kelly, which then starts a massive fight over accusations of premades, Daniel then excommunicates me from his alliance, Nathan and Jimmy flip to the other side, we deadlock, go to rocks, and KELLY GOES HOME.
I'm still laughing.
Am I concerned about being in the minority? No. I would be shocked if the other side decided to target me over two former winners and a three-time player. Since they are such LOGICAL and STRATEGIC players over there, I would easily be the last person they vote off, and in that time there will almost certainly be a chance to switch tribes or mutiny.
But in the meantime, I have a good relationship with Tyler, I like him a lot -- he's unsure about how this vote will go, and he doesn't like his tribe, so I want him or RickDev to mutiny over to our side AND... get this....
BRING US TO ROCKS AGAIN.
Like, I will do everything in my power to make that happen. Even though I have barely talked to Ray and Absol, I would simply die for them in this game, I am loyal to this group because of the trauma we went through when we lost our patron saint Kelly Numbers.
Overall, I know I cannot do well with this cast -- nobody knows who the fuck I am, there are far too many connections for me to navigate, and I am truly SICK of group games. However, I do owe it to Kelly to everything in my power to vote out Daniel, TJ, Brady, Jimmy, and Nathan, so I am going to expend all my energy trying to take them out. If I have to play until the merge in order to do it, then so be it. If I have to make F5 just to outlast hem, then so be it.
I'm not going to not try in this game, but I'm also considering this an opportunity to let out some much needed pent-up energy from being a desperate try hard in all my other group games. So, with that being said, it's time to cause another needless rock draw.