01) B.o.B. - TOOT - Such a bop, such a classic, and honestly after listening to this dare I say that this is actually extremely underrated just in general, like...this was better than I remembered!
02) Carrie Underwood - TOOT - It doesn't hit as hard as, say, Before He Cheats or Good Girl, but it still hits hard and is still that bad bitch country-type of genre that Carrie is amazing at and I wish she'd go back to rather than these flowy, boring country songs that she releases today.
03) Tame Impala - TOOT - So fun fact, never listened to Tame Impala even though I've seen their name a lot. I liked this! At first it felt a bit too forced and extra, but then I finally got into the world of the song and loved the journey that it took me on! I enjoyed this!
04) Rascal Flatts - BOOT - That horrid franchise Cars ruined this song for me. It was fun when it was just Cars, but then Cars 2 and 3 came out and...ew...horrid movies, so that tainted the franchise for me, therefore tainting this song for me cause it's connected to it. Plus it's a cover, so like UNORIGINAL.
05) Stefanie Sun - BOOT - It felt like a hot mess. It was all over the place and didn't know what it wanted to be. Too many lanes, too overwhelming. Production was the worst part.
06) K3 - TOOT - Wait like...this wasn't good but it was so camp that I ended up loving it anyway lol. This is so much fun!
07) f(x) - BOOT - No but fuck this. The name gives me horrid flashbacks to my calculus class I barely passed last semester that literally sent me through deep depression. Anyway, the production was a mess and sounded super dated and not in the good way.
08) Rihanna - BOOT -
If I'm judging by the song, it's a toot....hell maybe even a shoot, but this shouldn't have qualified like what the actual fuck? If this wins, then cancel the entire week cause it doesn't fit the theme no matter how many times FromAWindow tries to convince us. I'm just irritated and sickened that someone decided to waste an amazing Rihanna song like literally what the fuck? Whoever sent this, I hope you're super ashamed of yourself. Not only does this reek of desperation, but it also just shows how tryhard you are. It's ugly....very ugly.
09) Katrina and the Waves - TOOT - On its own, its probably either a light boot or light toot, but with nostalgia added, it's a definite toot. C'mon Katrina, take me back to those good ole days when I didn't have stress to deal with! Mom! Way better than that milk Rihanna entry.
10) Taylor Swift - TOOT - Taylor is very hit or miss for me, but luckily this is one of the handful or two of non-singles from her that I've actually grown to like a good amount. Love how it slowly rises throughout but instead of falsely leading on, it actually rises to an eventual climax. Fun song!
11) Peter, Paul, & Mary - BOOT - Jim & Sasha outsold them when they performed this for the blind auditions last season on The Voice. I was bored with this. Too outdated and not in the ironic, funny way.
12) Natalie Cole - TOOT - This was so groovy! I was bopping the entire time, even during the verses! Can't believe I never heard this until today, but this was amazing! It flows so well!
13) The Bangles - SHOOT - My winner! My winner! This bop!!! Like cry me a river to all these little tryhard SJWs in the comment crying while rainbows and snowflakes fall out of their asses. If this was released today (it'd still slap :x), I guess I'd get it more, but stop being babies. If something like this is enough for y'all to get all riled up, I'd really love to see your reaction at someone daring to sneeze twice in a row. You'd probably find that offensive somehow. Anyway, this is a bop. I went to the Rock'n'Roll Hall Of Fame last month when I vacationed in Ohio and I remember that they had a Bangles section and this bop was playing and I was loving every second of it before moving onto the Heart section next to it playing Barracuda, which I also loved.
14) Sheena Easton - BOOT - I almost fell asleep. This was so boring and uninspiring, especially after the last two bops.
15) Jonas Blue - BOOT - Do I need to make a Mean Girls gif about Jonas Blue. I swear I see this irrelevant flop way too much, like he's everywhere, yet he never has had success in the states as far as I know and it's not shocking, cause he's literally a 100% copy of sooo many basic EDM DJ pop stars. Calvin and Zedd outsell him with ease.
16) Carlos Vives, Shakira - BOOT - No you don't get it, this became a meme in one of the Tengaged chats I'm in and it was funny at first and I authentically enjoyed the song, but then the meme went on for too long and I quite literally find this song insufferable now because of it.
17) Trina - BOOT - She seems like a queen, but the chorus was soooo bad. Plus, like, I get pull over is like "oh getting pulled over while driving" or whatever, but it's still a stretch so like...don't want it to win.
18) Girls Aloud - TOOT - Never heard this before, but I actually was having an enjoyable time listening to it. Kinda basic and a bit dated, but like...in all the best ways cause I'm a basic bitch. Bop! Great way to end this contest after the last 4 snoozes of songs.