Leanna, Leanna, Leanna… it kills me to see you like this… well, no… I think I got that backwards.
I don’t think anyone was expecting this to be an ACTUAL Red Carpet Extravaganza… well… it was a RED Carpet Extravaganza, with an emphasis on Red.
Leanna was infamously slow at this game. So I figured she’d be slow at getting ready, and I was right... I set up a timer that would play the tape that would go off about thirty seconds before my other set up timer would. Yes, I had 2 timers. 3 technically. The first countdown would go off and start the television which would also play a tape put in it by yours truly. The tape was a countdown in itself, counting down from 20. That would scare her out of the house, and on her way out, she made a mess and knocked down the vase, but she still worked the red carpet at least! But her time posing and strutting was cut short when my other timer activated. Set up in the UPSTAIRS PARLOUR WINDOW was a sniper gun ammunated with darts that would go off one by one on its timer went off, and shot an electrified dart in the back of her neck. If the wound didn’t hit an artery and kill her, the electronic shock would... and did.
I didn’t expect her to go down into the fountain and make such a scene of it, but I do appreciate the... bloody aesthetic.
