01) TEYA & SALENA: Honestly, I’m not amused
02) Straight No Chaser: I need Straight No Chaser’s God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen because that’s a banger. Dads. This is so bad but in an endearing Christmas kind of way. This is kind of why I love Christmas music
03) Caroline Polachek: I hate this evil wench so much! She made one of her only listenable songs slightly less listenable. Good for her, but Caroline hunny pls retire. Music isn’t your forte
04) Pentatonix: Kind of the second best Pentatonix Christmas song. But maybe because God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen is my 3rd favorite traditional Christmas song. Bop
05) Jukebox the Ghost: It’s cute!
06) The Waitresses: This was my second choice! I didn’t realize there was a version that was under 5 minutes. I guess I only listened to the long version. But this is a definitive Christmas song. Iconique!
07) Christina Aguilera: Bitch fuck you (you know who you are)! This getting sniped from me is so real. Mariah outsold (icon), but this is kind of the campiest Christmas song ever. The prayer in the middle always takes me out. She butchered my all time favorite traditional Christmas song and I have to stan her for that
#leadusnotintotemptation. LMAO the changeup. This is simultaneously the best and worst song I’ve ever heard in my life
08) Laufey & dodie: Very cute! Very warm!
09) Victoria Justice: Cute! but…
10) Willa Ford: This one hit wonder bitch having a Christmas song is so funny to me. I’ll pretend I like this for her sake. Mom
11) Camila Cabello: If she could properly pronounce words, I’d be all for a hispanic version of this song. But…give this to another promising Cuban descendant. I hate this woman
12) Bruce McGill & Seth MacFarlane: We’re done
13) Bryant Oden: sigh
14) Myra: lmao she got the prompt
15) Destiny's Child: Top tier Christmas song. They ate
16) Charmaine Blackman: lmfaooooooo she’s so mother. This is a hymn idgaf
17) Pia Mia: Ok but why is this actually good? I’m actually putting this on my Christmas playlist because wtf???? I’m actually so bald right now. LMAO THE CHOIR???? I’m literally obsessed with this. I literally have no words
18) Wizzard: The instrumentation is very cutesy Christmas but I but song overall if whatever
19) Cecily Strong: Mikey Day dad indeed. Not bad xx
20) Connie Francis: Wait bald. This is so camp.