In the past few weeks I've learned that some of you have a LOT to say; good AND bad... so now I'm giving you the opportunity to say whatever you want!
For your challenge this week, you'll be broadcasting your very own podcast! Now don't worry, I'm not forcing you to get onto a microphone and speak for an hour (unless you really want to), but you must pitch a concept for what your show would be like. Consider a name for your podcast, discussion topics, maybe a theme song, some ideas for funny segments, a dream-list of guest speakers, and anything else you think will help your podcast shine! I'm looking for something unique, original, and HILARIOUS!
Now to give you all some direction in your show, you'll all be assigned a genre to base your podcast on. As the winner of last week's challenge, Mad Madge was responsible for assigning each genre:
Fancy Feast // CELEBRITY GOSSIP
She wore WHAT? He's dating WHO?!
Vanessa Hijinks // DATING ADVICE
Are you unlucky in love? Then tune in for a lesson your parents never taught you!
Taint // FINANCIAL ADVICE
I am NOT a licensed financial advisor and you can NOT sue me for anything I tell you to do with your money!
Mia the Beach // HEALTH AND BEAUTY
Beauty is pain, and this podcast's the prettiest!
Jayson D'Rulo // SELF-HELP
Try these pseudo-therapy treatments to ease your manic, depressed brain... or not!
Lady T // SOCIAL JUSTICE
Stay informed! Let's all be #woke... If not, you're #cancelled!
Mad Madge // TRUE CRIME
A weekly serial detailing a grisly, unsolved crime investigation! GASP!
Xiéxie Hadid // TV REVIEW
Think along the lines of Race Chaser or Sibling Rivalry... but better!
Then on the main stage, we'll all be seeing Stars... Hollow! That's right, the runway theme this week is Night of a Thousand Gilmore Girls! You'll be walking down the runway in a look inspired by the fashion from The WB's television series Gilmore Girls. Interpret this how you wish – just don't be bland and boring!
In addition, you will submit to me via PM a lip-sync look for "My Humps" by The Black Eyed Peas:
You will have until 10:59pm EST, March 23rd to complete this challenge. If you require an extension, please let me know well in advance.
Contestants, start your hard drives... and may the best contestant, WIN!
Welcome to Celebrity News Podcast!
With your hosts Fancy Feast and Ryan Seasoncrust.
A totally normal podcast with totally normal people just like you!
~*~HIGHLIGHT REEL BEGINS~*~
-These two never shy away from the controversial topics:
Ryan: All the fans are talking about, #FreeBritney
Fancy: Oh absolutely, now I ask you; where is this Britney kept and how powerful will they-WE be when we free her?
-Never avoid throwing SHADE!
Ryan: JLO is being dragged on social media once again!
Fancy: What would you say are her weaknesses, Ryan?
Ryan: Well they say she can’t sing!
Fancy: and what about infectious diseases?
-They LOVE to give back to their community:
Fancy: To give back to our men and women who protect us we have something very special planned!
Ryan: Really what’s that?
Fancy: Any of our service ppl with secret top level clearance can email us their address for a chance to win $2,500, sponsored by Zip Recruiter
Ryan: Zip Recruiter, your tool to connect to 10s of 12s of applicants!
Stream us on Spotify, Apple Music, our official free brain chip (included with COVID 19 vaccine!), and Google Podcasts!
Can’t wait for you guythhhhh to join uthhh
