Hi! You may not know this about me, but drag is not what pays the bills for me. I have a day job as a geneticist.
https://i.ibb.co/DgTNm9c/1.png I've always dreamed of leaving it to do drag full time. I saw TGDR as a way to turn that into reality, but the longer I last in the competition the more I see that dream slipping away from me How am I meant to compete with these girls? I'm small potatoes, not that importance.
https://i.ibb.co/vQsBjDK/3.png I have no choice but to take desperate measures. As my mother used to say - if you can't beat them, kill them. But how? We just had a horror challenge, the girls know how to outsmart a killer. All of a spudden, it hit me -
https://i.ibb.co/3CT6M9T/2.png The Billie Irish are no longer the only ones to rely on potatoes. They remain a staple in cuisine throughout the world. I knew what genomes to sequence into the potatoes to kill anyone who eats them. I enacted Operation: Silence Of The Yams. The new disease known as "Tuber-not-culosis" spreads rapidly through produce and anything else that comes in contact with infected potatoes. Symptoms include starch overdose, weight gain, spontaneous combustion, FUPA (Fat Upper Potato Area), and unintelligible accents.
It was a great success! The United States was hit the hardest, with 96.4% of its population dying due to fast food operations being contaminated. The lucky 3.6% exclusively ate Burger King and, as a result, had already built up an immunity to bad food. 2,173,983,018 people had died in total by June of 2021. Despite the amount of lives lost, this pandemic was not without its benefits. Every girl in this competition (and unfortunately judge Taylor) passed away, leaving me as the default winner. Agricultural companies had to artificially create new potatoes after ours went extinct, which resulted in the best tater tots of all time.
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