WEEK 05  ━━━ THE MOTTOB DISEASE

Hello, hello, hello.
Today I’m going to share breaking news about a disease that is about to emerge from the BOTTOM to the TOP: the MOTTOB disease.

As you know, I’m from Brazil. First of all,  I need to tell you guys that the MOTTOB disease is almost peaking #1 at Spotify TOP 50 BRAZIL. Can you imagine that?



Knowing this important information about the seriousness of the disease through scientific data, now I’m going to show what are the main symptoms of MOTTOB:

High fever
Flood of Ali Bonico’s picture
Sucking at basic edit
Being backstabbed by your ex-bff
Alcoholic behaviour
Having a crush on some of your cast members
Act like an Other Gay
TBA/ETC (MOTTOB is still a medical mystery among the gay doctors).

BASICALLY, if you have a track record like this one:


or act like this:


Please, call your doctor. You’re about to sashay away to the graveyard.

By the way, here’s a picture of patient zero:

Oops...
I suggest you guys RUN to your doctors. And not the one’s you see at Men dot com.
Bye!

RUNWAY ━━━ BODY MODS
They are all calling Serotonina the devil. So, she had to look for a plastic surgeon to become one.

*AT THE BREAST IMPLANT CLINIC*


omg I'M SO nervaus........
OsamaBinLayla, May 25, 2021
i'm at the breast implant clinic rn this is my dream cum true but.
i heard of small complications that could be fatal and damaging to ur body

........2 hours later........


URGENT! Tengaged News (5/26)
Pieguy555, 1st May 25, 2021
URGENT NEWS! Apparently a new virus has spread among T-Community. It is the lethal DELICIOUS FLU. No symptoms have been coded yet, but apparently it is DEADLY! Be aware!


My dream come true!
OsamaBinLaylaisdelicious, May 25, 2021
I finally have the big boobs I always wanted... I can touch then with my lips. Some small changes have occurred but i'm not bothered. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.  Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. I heard people complain too much of me, though, saying I write too much text, hehe! That's so awkward for them. I have no idea what makes them feel like they're entitled to do so, or to make me feel like I'm reaching. It's just not true. It isn't.

My dream come true!
OsamaBinLaylaisdelicious, May 25, 2021
-573 points, 35 votes.
Oh my GUD. I cannot believe I was voted out of vivor over this stupid twat bitch who sat there and did nothing. I literally did so much better. I had all my delicious fanboys there. I mean... I'm a ginger now, right? Shouldn't I have IMMUNITY to survivor like forever? Fix this, Mayamize. I'm telling you. Or else I'm not sitting here at 0 min everyday everytime to make YOUR website have the pleasure of HAVING ME.


EVEN MORE URGENT! Tengaged News (5/26)
Pieguy555isdelicious, 1st May 25, 2021
THE VIRUS HAS TAKEN OVER THE ENTIRE T-COMMUNITY! Everyone is malding at the blogs elliott paige for not being AS GOOD ENOUGH AS ME. actually I do log out all the time, for a couple hours here and there or sometimes before bed. I actually log out to either do something productive, or else so if I wake up in the middle of the night I'm not tempted to check things and end up staying up awhile.

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And then everyone clapped.

CLOSED.

Read it and weep, folks.

https://tengaged.com/group/10112-tengaged-drag-race-9/poll/tgdr9ep04-151976

Runway will be up tomorrow and we'll be joined by Tengaged's #1 showstopping diva ... LEMONFACE!