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splozojames50

splozojames50's blog

  1. What is your favorite survivor FACTOID?
  2. "education system"
  3. I love losing the restaurant money
  4. just WOW at the week 2 eps
  5. THE DEVIL'S PLAN opinion dump
  6. The biggest crossover event of ALL TIME
  7. SANDRA AND BETH
  8. LET IT BE KNOWN (tldr timberlie hacker)
  9. never forgive never forget
  10. THE JIG IS UP
  11. We are designers
  12. thank you writers strike xx
  13. Pray for that writers' strike yall
  14. episode 1 of the traitors
  15. i like your blog
  16. Now that its almost winter
  17. the traitors australia
  18. The mole has really
  19. Cancels my netflix subsciption
  20. I think I just got hit on
  21. purchased a netflix subscription
  22. survivor us is as insecure
  23. miss ian aint nothing
  24. Just as I thought Amazing Race
  25. HEATHER AND EVE HAVE BEEN TOPPED
  26. well tarcan is a lost cause
  27. I love how user Uturn
  28. this whole time with covid
  29. as a server
  30. wow at the latest survivor sa ep
  31. amazing amazing first (double) survivor sa ep
  32. Hands Heard
  33. oh my GOD
  34. I love when i get spam
  35. TAR10 for the win
  36. TASHA SUCKED IN 'BODIA
  37. just finished ep 3 of stranger things
  38. oh my god?
  39. when multiple preg ladies
  40. the age old question has been answered

Edna Ma FTW

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just finished ep 3 of stranger things May 29, 2022
imagethis season really be serving a classic season of 24 so far with all the separate groups of people all doing different things throughout one day and youre just wondering how its gonna cuntverge.

I swear if the iconic countdown sound effects started when max ruvealed her nosebleeds i would have believed it was the end of a 24 episode
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oh my god? May 23, 2022
imagethe quest 2.0 appeared on streaming two weeks ago and i never noticed question mark

the cast is all children question mark

im am SO cuntfused but i think i have to watch if only to see if #PaladinBonnie makes an appearance
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when multiple preg ladies May 13, 2022
imagebe askin for glass(es) of wine at the 'rant

like WHAT
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the age old question has been answered May 10, 2022
imageas some of you may or may not have read the previous installment (linked below)

the CRISPY POTATOES LADY returned to the 'rant for a THIRD time.

long story short the first time she ordered the CRISPY POTATOES they werent crispy enough for her and she sent them right back while constantly nagging about how horrible we were based on how not CRISPY these potatoes were in an unsolicited fashion.

The second time they returned with their whole family and i greeted them and malfunctioned for .2 seconds as the sepia tone flashback of miss crispy potatoes played in my head. again, she made unsolicited comments about the (not) crispy potatoes and they ordered it AGAIN but i forgot to ring it in. it got to the table late and they sent it right back.

Last week she RETURNED and sat at the bar. Again it takes me a second to recognize them and when I do i see in front of her... the crispy potatoes. I ask her straight up "are the potatoes crispy this time" and she laughs and is all like "oh you remember???". word for word i told her "i will never forget that for the rest of my life maam" and im not sure if she picked up on how serious i was.

drumroll... the potatoes WERE crispy this time and she enjoyed them. I did look on their ticket at the expo and the bartender rang them in "extra crispy" like lol.

so yea, the age old question has been ANSWERED and for once there is a happy ending to a karen's saga.

backstory that i kinda explained in pretty much full detail in this blog anyways: https://tengaged.com/blog/splozojames50/9845221/the-return-crispy-potatoes-lady

#RantRant
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poop May 6, 2022
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The real world new orleans homecoming Apr 20, 2022
imageaka The Real World: Julie Stoffer edition was SO GOOD

the whole "im gonna be a nice mormon when really im actually kinda crazy and patronizing and the persona is so easily picked apart" julie schtick was in FULL effect the MOMENT she was even mentioned i am in actual awe right now

julie fighitng/getting into drama with almost every other cast member in the previews which culminated in THIS iconic image depicted below.

22 years later julie got into another argument where all she does is her patronizing "=]" hunched over look. THE PHOTO TWO POINT OH. I AM IN AWE.

https://prnt.sc/wyOVLSvj11Ce

ugh this woman is such an enigma
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