bassabsol: We are standing by the beautiful Pinecrest Elementary school in Miami Florida. Beyond the courtyard, is a clue on top of the luggage you brought with you. That clue provides all the information you need to get to the pitstop. You do not want to be last to those pitstops, because 6 our of the 9 legs will be elimination legs. Get ready. Travel Safe. Go!!!
*seizure enducing dramatic music begins*
the physically fit #devin and #chris make it to their bags first
"fly to Mexico City! you may take either the American airlines flight departing at 6:30 or the Aero Mexico flight departing at 7:10. each flight only has enough room for 5 teams. Once there, find the marked cars in lot A for your next clue"
first teams to head out: chris/devin, brady/james, halloween/sasha
middle to their cars: fink/sugar, matt/eric, tyler/tayvie
last to their cars: everyone else
cannot open their trunk: danid/perry10
"SASHA WHERE ARE YOU GOING... GO FASTER... WE WERE SUPPOSED TO TURN THAT WAY"- halloween
devin: chris pull over here to the American airlines desk, i think were first!
*they arrive at the desk*
chris: hello, we are here to book tickets to mexico
desk lady: yes, the american airlines flight arrives at 8:30 pm
chris: can you check when this flight arrives *shows the lady the clue*
desk lady: it arrives at 8 pm
*all the leading teams make the same mistake and go to the american desk first*
chris/devin, and james/brady, are now running to the aero mexico desk
(halloween/sasha got lost)
jgoodes: we are so behind, we might as well just get our aero mexico tickets now
*fink and sugar were following them*
sugar: im too lazy to run to the other counter, lets just buy our tickets here
*fink roles his eyes*
Perry10: we finally made it to the american desk
*books american flight*
*the next teams to show up, dusty/kasey, austin/biddy, tyler/tayvie, and matt/eric all make the mistake to book the american flight*
halloween: we finally made it to the airport, lets go to the american counter
sasha: ugh its sold out! were gonna be fighten for our lives gurl!
halloween: this is YOUR fault!
bassabsol: all teams are now making their way to mexico city, the first flight, arriving earlier but departing later carries james/brady, halloween/sasha, sugar/fink, jgoodies/vh1, devin/chris. The second flight arriving 30 minutes later carries dusty/kasey, tyler/tayvie, austin/biddy, matt/eric, and danid/perry10.
*james/brady are the first out of the gate*
brady: over here dude i see the cars
*opens clue*
bassabsol: teams must now make their way to Liverpool, a popular mall in Mexico city, there they will receive their next clue.
*jgoodies and vh1 are right behind"
vh1: oh good we can just follow them right to our clue
*they laugh maniacally and twerk shortly in front of the camera before entering their car*
*sugar/fink and devin/chris begin making their way*
Sasha: YOU RETARD WE ARE IN LOT W
Halloween: WHERE IS LOT A?!?
~the second flight arrives~
Austin: dad lets go!
Biddy: Shut the hell up! im going as fast as i can
*dusty/kasey walk calmly out of the airport with their roley-luggage bags*
*everyone wonders what they were thinking*
*all the teams find their cars within the same few minutes, and halloween sees them and they are now in the back of the pack*
*brady/james and vh1/jgoodies arrive at the mall and find their clue"
james/vh1: who is ready to shop till you drop?"
bass: in this task, one team member will be given 2000 pesos to spend in this mall. the amount they spend must be within 100 pesos of 2000, and any team that goes over or under by 100 pesos will receive a 20 minute penalty. the trick is, they will not be provided with the price of each item.
*james/vh1 opt to do it as they know spanish, and get going.*
*sugar/fink and chris/devin quickly arrive*
*sugar and devin decide they want to do the roadblock for their teams.*
in the meantime, dusty/kasey, austin/biddy, tyler/tayvie and eric/matt all arrive in a timely fashion.
kasey, austin, tyler, and matt all feel they want to do the roadblock.
on the roads, halloween/sasha, and perry10/danid are horribly lost
sasha:HALLOWEEN PULL OVER LETS ASK THIS PERSON
halloween: donde es Liverpool?
random local: en tus pantalones.
Danid: Melanie, i have no idea where to go :S please look at the map!
Perry10: i dont need a map, ive got my tera cards. i foresee the mall is to the left!
kasey: im gonna take my time with this one, the clue said we could keep the items and we could use some of this stuff!
*everyone else frantically fills up their bags with candy and toys from the entrance*
*vh1 presents his bag*
it only costs 1901 pesos
*the cashier hands him his clue*
Vh1: Route info: proceed by car to the sun palace for your next clue. you do not want to arrive last!
*eddie/jgoodies, brady/james, and dusty/kasey are the first ones out of the roadblock and are making their way to the route info*
austin/matt both got penalties, 20 minutes for them.
chris/devin, and sugar/fink are taking long at the roadblock.
*halloween/sasha finally arrive at the roadblock*
tyler comes back with his bag and gets his clue
Sasha: move out the way dylan you are not messing this task up.
eric: thanks A LOT matt for that penalty
matt: gosh im sorry ill do better next time :S
*they receive their clue and get going alont with austin/biddy*
sugarlove presents his items
cashier: these cost a total of 324342 pesos!!!
sugarlove: (kate) sugarlove takes his flatscreen television and waits out his penalty.
*devin arrives with a bag full of marshmallows*
cashier: 2000 pesos exactly!
*they are off*
vh1/jgoodies arrive at the sun palace
jgoodies: theres a sign on the top of the pyramid!
*they climb up and walk up to it*
vh1: its full of numbers, lets take #1 :D
bassabsol: what teams do not know, is that the last team to grab a number, will be eliminated before the leg ends!
*brady/james grab #2*
dusty/kasey: 3rd to arrive
tyler/tayvie: 4th to arrive
devin/chris 5th to arrive
austin/biddy 6th to arrive
sugarlove/fink 7th to arrive
matt/eric 8th to arrive
sasha gets to the counter with his items: a blowdryer, makeup, and 20 boxes of tampons
cashier: this costs 1500 pesos, take your penalty
*perry10/danid arrive*
perry10 begins the roadblock, and comes back promptly with 20 fresh pork chops
cashier: they were 100 each, congratulations here is your clue.
halloween: DAMMIT SASHA YOU ARE GOING TO GET US ELIMINATED
sahsa: we are so dysfunctional!
*perry10/danid arrive at the pyramid place*
*they climb to the top of the pyramid*
danid: i dont see a clue!
perry10 looks at the sign to her left: this is the moon pyramid! the sun pyramid is over there!
*halloween and sasha arrive, danid and perry have only just started climbing the sun pyramid*
Halloween: there they are, lets run and get them!
Danid: they are going to pass us we have to hurry!
Perry: relax will ya? its just a route info, i foresee us catching up at the tasks ahead. its our destiny.
9th to arrive: halloween/sasha
*danid/perry10 arrive to see all the teams huddled around. danid begins to tear as she sees bassabsol walk round the corner*
bassabsol: danid/perry0, you are the last team to arrive. your clue said that you do not want to be the last team to arrive. im sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race.
danid: perry10 is complete bullshit, she should have seen this coming!
perry10: goodbye racers, play nice, be happy you dont have to deal with this bitch anymore.
