MOUTHWASH! Ever heard of it? For reals, they should change your name - to Halitosissarus. Your breath reeks of caveman, girl. And get some whitening strips and aligners for your teeth already. Your grill looks like a fence made of mud. I can't even talk about your dry scaly skin because I will literally barf in my own mouth. You have bags under your eyes. You have puny little chicken wing arms. And your toenails??? BIG YIKES. It's actually no wonder you went extinct. Because no one would wanna get. with. that.
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