my IRL friends sent me this text message from whatsapp this morning:
Notice: A sexual partner you have been in contact with recently had tested positive for astigmatism . The Center for Disease Control (CDC) recommends that you test for this disease within 24 hours. For more info, please visit cdc.gov
THE IRONIC PART IS the night before they sent this i had plans with my FAVORITE dick appointment who also IRONICALLY told me last time we hung out that he was getting tested for an astigmatism.... I FREAKED OUT & texted my group chat & they all told me it was a serious issue & i needed to get checked so i texted HIM & he called me a bimbo, but said i was pretty & invited me over tonight. (😇) after they had their fun messing with me i was sent this from that number:
You’re dying /:
Xoxo,
Gossip Girl
I HATE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH & I HATE THAT I AM SO STUPID IRL :, ((((