18- Joe
- Bleh boring, low budget Tony. Not fun, Not Amusing. Just a complete sack of poo-poo garabage bye.
17- J.P
- Hotish, but umm... I couldn't really say anything else about him... He enabled Chrissy so I guess that's a plus.
16- Mike
- Stop worrying about the idol. You are not fun. Yay at being Jessica's bitch but... umm... in all honesty I don't know anything about you so bye.
15- Ryan
- For the most part a large majority of the moves he has made have been rather righteous. A solid minion for Demon Queen Chrissy, but that is really all he brings positive. He has a few jokey moments, but most are ruined by gamebotty. He mostly comes off as inauthentic trying to be a good player, and it ruins what personality he has.
14- Ali
- Gamebot bore. Like I'm sorry.. She just isn't as good as the other woman this season. Its the same story over and over with her and its just. not amusing.
13- Patrivck
- Out of the MANY trainwreck males this season I think Patrick is the weakest. Just not as amusing as the others sorrynotsorry
12- Katrina
- Who? Just we really never got to see or know her and its a shame as she had some spunk.
11- Desi
- By far the most criminally underdevolped person on this season. And this season has seemingly had a devriseish edit so its kind of sad. She isn't bad by any means but there really isn't a lot to say about Desi because we barely know Desi. I like her energy and she is smart and witty but I just... need more for her to break into the top 10 of developed and fun people that are making this season #worthit
10- Simone
- Despite what most of this website thinks.. a lot of people here would be Simone. And there is nothing wrong with this. Simone is an exceltent 2 episode journey, and sometimes, that is really all you need to be a goddess. Clever, Sassy, and just full of try, I think Simone really shined in her short time on this season!
9- Roark
- This is sad because going in Roark was my #NUMBERONEFAVE. And I still ADORE Roark, its just, other people have shined, got more time to get to know them, played better, had better lines, more fight ect ect. If we got an all pre-merge season, right now 100% Roark is my top pick to return from this season, but I just feel like, everyone else has contruibeed to the -mess- that is this season.
8- Ben Marine
- He is such a nice guy. Or he seems like it. He also is one of the people I think has a good shot at being the #winner, but details details. Ben is likeable and he has a brain. Despite being a -clone- of Rick as some might say he is more like Keith with some Stratgetic Sass and Goddess Enabling Powers so I really hope that Ben contuines his enabling of Hags Chrissy and hopefully also Lauren.
7- Devon
- From a Who? To a Goddess Enabler Devon has a lot of tools that make a likeable guy (for now, I'm sure this will change eventually please don't Devon, do the #RightThing) Not only does he have a somewhat decent taste in allies, He is just a lot of fun, espically since the swap. Both him and Ashley have really come out since then and I hope we get to see Desi join that group and really have a likeable threesome that could very well domaine and be a fun group for a strong season.
6- Ashley
- Another questionable person early on, but has really moved into grace. Spunk and Sass oh my. She has moved from someone I was like meh on to a top tier goddess, god bless because a bore with the name Ashley is not allowed. All Ashleys must have a niche to be -relvent- to the season, its just a rule. #RockGoddess
5- Alan
- TRAINWRECKALAN was a fun pre-merger who we will never grow tired of because he will never last long enough. He was starting to get it to together so there was danger, but now that he is gone we wont have to worry about that <3! Trainwrecks are always just a posititve force to have, and that just is why Alan is part of my top 5 for -this- season
4- Jessica aka Neleh 2.0
- Jessica is such a wishy washy little emotional bugger and I can't wait for her emotional tantrums to be glorious and utter strategic -disasters-. She is delvering on this season time and tme again, and every episode she just makes me like her more. She might have a purity ring, but boy.. she can still tempt everyone (giggle). Such a Queen.
3- Lauren
- One of the token 'real' people that we maybe get 1 each season if we are lucky. But Lauren, its not hard to see why she got cast. You wuld think she would be an outcast, buts she speaks her mind, made friends and really just, has a way of speaking you can't help but laugh when she tells her jokes. They have great delivery, she just is an extermly likeable presence on the season.
2- Trainwreck Cole
- Umm do I really need to explain. OMG what a fucking trainwreck cole is. Nothing he does makes any sense and its AMAZING. Like.. can I be like him plz. I think he suffers from being a good person ontop of thinking he understands the game when he doesn't, and those 2 traits combine make him a top tier character.
1- Chrissy Christ
- The Queen of this season. All who disagree are unworthy. So many strategic plays, great at makig bonds. She should have been the first one gone. She just ruthlessly destroyed Katrina and Roark. You are just jelly that your faves are not Chrissy. That is okay there is endless room in the Chrissy train. Y'all might think she won't even get a single vote #theloser... but I don't know about that...
YES
YESSSS