1- Cara, empath hero queen, ensured the safety of our savior king george, became a martyr only to benefit from the rigged twist clearly meant for george and now a swingvote on the complex tribe, winning the season
2- Wai, duplicitious puzzle gamebot, infiltrated the majority after almost going home week 1, didn't ask to be saved
3- George, overedited Macedonian star, the only honest politician, a queen. Must be protected at all costs. perhaps my favorite male survivor of all time.
-Good-
4- Georgia, sudden stank CPN force after 5 episodes of no confessionals, survived her boot episode, iconicly tailed george on his idol hunt 'as a friend :)', legend even though she's on the side of evil
5- Kez, probably not winning but sunburned herself for that idol like a star, she did waste it but whatevs, on the good side of Brawn, we love Kerryn (sp?)
6- Shannon, stank overdog queen of the good side on Brawn, took a hit for me because she voted off queen benny over that cockroach simon and I worry she will now be outlasted by him but still an ice queen
7- Flick, kinda the boring member of the brawn girl trio but the most likely to take home the prize and gave us the blueprint flip episode 2 to form the brawn majority, we have to stan.
-Okay-
8- Gerald, feminist icon, our one hope to outplay simon and his production-handed idols but more likely a victim of them tbh, F
9- Rachel, useless old lady avoiding being the target realness, I do appreciate this MORN queen even though she chose the wrong side at Brains.
10- Laura. Also on the bad side at brains and now arguably the most INV bitch on the season which we have to love. I like her dolphin shirt and her 0 confessionals when she was a boot option yesterday. give us nothing
11- Andrew, INV king right next to Laura, on the bad side like so many above, but attractive enough to be this high
12- Hayley, she researches the pain in my poonany, I did love her awkward 10 minute confessional episode 1 and she seems okay despite also being on the evil side. lower for me because of sportsbet insisting she is the winner, which would be kinda boring. but i would still watch it.
13- Baden, old crusty footy star archetype turned into one of king George's sole defenders, still putting him kinda lower because if he manages to survive to merge i foresee him linking up with the other horrible men\
-Bad-
14- Chelsea, the first person on this list I actively dislike, a man, boot her.
15- Dani, also a man, ewwww, excited for her alliance to be weakened by the likes of her and chelsea being randomly voted out.
16- Big D, kind of awful and obnoxious, needs to stop calling things spicy and referring to self in 3rd person. Is the actual reason Benny went home despite what the edit wants us to think. why bitch, simon coulda gone.
17- Emmett, also obnoxious and awful, janelle was right about him, attractive enough to be above the other 2
18- Joey, absolutely horrible and too much screentime, get him OFF my tv screen I'm not watching that
19- Simon, also horrible meathead trying to give gamebot, production is clearly jerking him off and I'm concerned for the season, in a post-David genat world he could be our winner and I shudder.
As a bonus I'll give my contender rankings because I am an edgic expert.
ACTUAL CONTENDERS:
1- Cara
2- Flick
3- Shannon
4- Wai
HANGING ON:
5- Simon
6- Joey
7- Baden
8- Hayley
9- Dani
ELIMINATED (too negative or irrel)
10- Kez
11- George
12- Big D
13- Gerald
14- Rachel
15- Emmett
16- Laura
17- Chelsea
18- Andrew
19- Georgia
1- Cara, empath hero queen, ensured the safety of our savior king george, became a martyr only to benefit from the rigged twist clearly meant for george and now a swingvote on the complex tribe, winning the season
2- Wai, duplicitious puzzle gamebot, infiltrated the majority after almost going home week 1, didn't ask to be saved
3- George, overedited Macedonian star, the only honest politician, a queen. Must be protected at all costs. perhaps my favorite male survivor of all time.
-Legend tier-