I just need to say this was the best ep so far. TRANSCENDANT.
1. Kelli. This was a STAR MOMENT for a STAR. I don't think anybody in the history of survivor has done the "I'm gonna act nervous to make them comfortable" in such an iconic fashion. The menacing music playing over her meditating REALLY loudly was such a purely joyous moment of editing. #AreYouSingle#CanYouComfortMeImVeryStressed
2. Aileen, I don't care about the Tits tribe anymore the Rebs outsold them heavily tonight. I still don't think this girl has received a confessional but she is also a STAR. I was screaming and cheering when she won HER TRIBE'S ONLY POINT at the reward. The editors curated her moments tonight carefully giving us a LOT of iconic faces. She was giving me splozojames50 severely when she was just like, "The three of us girls on Ray, done." and I was also EXTREMELY there for her referring to Peta as P, are we going all on P? At least she got the ONE aired voting cf #NotInBarbieLand
3. Peta, she's also kinda robbed and gone too soon, but I'm still in denial because there's like 9 women still there so we can afford to sac a few. I really liked Peta though in this one episode arc, very stank and overconfident, I almost wished she had played the idol. I don't blame her for making herself a target by wrapping her little legs around Alex.
4. RAYMOND. He really yanked that best man award today and ran with it, I LOVE how spun out this man constantly looks and his random duo with Kelli is the new best alliance on this season. I'm also just cackling for no reason as I cast my vote #HeyPetah
5/6. Valeria and Viola, kinda UTR again but still cute girls doing cute girl things, they feel more Shonella coded than any of the higher-profile female duos of this franchise and I don't hate it. The editors know to at least give them a little UTRfun scene every ep
7/8. Caroiline and Kitty, another iconic female duo that's a little more understated in the edit, they slipped a little for me today by working with the ugly men but I'm still feeling them, hope they run the Tits tribe into the ground.
9. Alex, the editors need to stop trying the hot but stupid storyline with Nathan when he's right there, I loved how devastated he looked after the vote reveal.
10. Jaden. I loved his very random screentime today being like, the only one on Tits with a confessional, I hope it's foreshadowing that he votes out Mark for taking his spam
11. RiRi, I loved her very UTR but extremely pivotal to the vote presence today, she looked so stank in her North Face at tribal I was here for it.
12. Kirby, she did kinda girlboss today and I like her, something about her lesbophobically feels too similar to Big Brother Kaycee, but I guess this is like, Kaycee if she turned on her awful alliance. She's also a bit Borelle coded and I feel like she's gonna vote out a lot of women but I like Kirbs #ThisIsntLoveIsland
13. Sarah, still like her, she was highkey being shielded from the negativity the rest of her alliance got and was delusional in a cute way #EdgicallyViable
14. Feras, honestly kinda feeling him? I was expecting a more annoying gamebot but I was here for his lack of poker face at tribal, I also think he's getting island hotter and like, does he stan George becuse he's one of us?
15. Scott, still hot and completely irrelevant as men should be in this franchise, I do feel Kelli for needing his comfort
16. Tobias, still a little ugly but I did smile when he flopped severely at the slingshot
17. Winna, I'm so sorry sweetie but you just weren't there and the other tribe rly outdid you
18. Garrick, still a disgusting pig BUT I did love that first strategy scene he had with Feras where you could practically see the cue cards he was reading off
19. Nathan, see Alex he was outsold tonight and is also uglier. I did appreciate his willingness to scoop Kelli up as a number though, good taste
20. Chaz - still kinda ugly and alligned with Bad People but quietly
21. Mark, I mean when you use Nair like that it does make you fast in the water. He looks like a whole ass manatee
22. Eden, horrible annoying and ugly, he should name his alliance Mask because he looks like that boy with elephantitis, starring Kitty as Cher. Was laughing as he almost flopped the puzzle
I miss Jess and this boot order has been a little sad but I still have faith.
I just need to say this was the best ep so far. TRANSCENDANT.