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Australian Survivor Tits Vs Rebs Ep 2 Ranking

Jan 30, 2024 by mahogany
image1. Jess. #GoneTooSoon it's a tough race for best second boot of this franchise but I think she takes it. Bespoke MORN back to back edit, bespoke stankness, bespoke targeting one of the ugly terrible men even though he saved her yesterday. Iconic tribal performance and exit. We didn't deserve her.

2. Kitty. I am a #KittyTruther , even though I don't think she has received a CF yet they wanted to make sure we knew she literally invented the split vote today. Watch this space because her rise will be meteoric.

3. Aileen - two seasons ago the show delivered us an asian woman whose content was almost completely restricted to being clumsy in challenges, this might be the second coming of Melissa Chiang.

4. Caroline. This was her cooldown episode after her landmark Liz-esque edgically viable quiet premiere episode, I don't know if she's gotten a confessional yet either but she has clearly been established as being in the mix and having opinions.

5. Kelli - definitely a cooldown episode for her as well but they needed to remind us that she's really annoying. She has Alex PRESSED and that hateful confessional about her felt like lowkey the most important one of the episode.

6/7. Viola and Valeria, they ALSO got considerable cooldown today but I did love them just dancing.

8. Sarah, she has entered the field as a contender now that she got that iconic 10 minute long confessional. I am questioning her taste level but like, go on girl get that old man.

9. Winna, he can keep the best man award for this episode because of him reinventing the idol finding process, I respected that he was like, idgaf I'll just go get it tomorrow. Also reinvented strategy by voting for Nathan???? Like where did that come from

10. Alex, close contender for best man award, my eyes also immediately went to his balls.

11. Nathan, they are definitely trying to re-vamp the Simon edit from last year with him and it's not quite hitting the same, but I did apprecite the heartfelt sepia tone flashback to Frankie laughing like 12 hrs ago, and then him being like yeah she was hot.

12. Jaden, he's fine I guess

13. Peta, hasn't given anything really but have to stan her name and being a slut

14. RiRi, she's also fine I guess

15. Scott, hilariously irrelevant but I did actually manage to notice him on the screen today and remembered his kinda funny introduction in the arrival to camp scene yesterday, he's cute ig

16. Kirby - a woman

17. Raymond - his screentime today was kinda random and funny, don't hate him yet we can let him cook

18. Tobias - kind of chunky and ugly with bad tattoos but hey, my girl Sarah just said nice things about him for like 20 mins of the episode so he's probably alright

19. Feras - kinda get bad vibes from him but still kinda #undecided

20. Chaz - hasn't rly done anything yet but is alligned with Bad People

21. Garrick - only slipped upward by being irrel but I haven't forgotten he's a cop

22. Mark - that's the bald guy's name right? Ugly and has too much screentime, you could tell he was way too excited to get rid of Jess

23. Eden - horribly ugly man who invented Zionism with his invisible hand, the tribe really chose bullshit and lying when they kept him and Jess spilled #FreePalestine

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