I will reveal a ~shocking secret~ about one of my front page friends.
Please plus and comment, I need the blog health and these will be ~juicy~
20 - I'll start off simple Washed_Ravioli looks like Cochran from Survivor, and like, to emphasize it even more, he likes to send snapchats of himself wearing a bandana like a buff.
40 - Arik2745 is a talented pole dancer. Some of you may have seen the video.
80 - StraightLoonie has texted me the word "help" while drunk at least once a week for the past 7 years, usually when he's lost and stumbling around in the bushes somewhere.
100 - Zoon bakes bacon in the oven. He thinks it makes him a #SkinnyQueen but I mean, it's still pork fat, bro! Also, one time he fell asleep while playing sum me, and his score ended up lower than mine <3
120 - top20fan33 once stayed up all night listening to a tengager he had a crush on sleep. There was a group call and everyone else went to bed, and in the morning someone asked why the call was still going, Cam replied and told us he was listening to him sleep.
140 - bamold1999 danced too hard on his birthday and fell and got a concussion and had to be taken to the hospital. What a buzzkill.
160 - brookie_cookie sends me tit pics. They're perfect and amazing.
180 - bblover96 likes to tie a blanket like a cape, then lip sync and dance around his house. It's adorable.
200 - kingjames13 has beat me every time we have made final 2 together in frookies. Also, he works at a windmill and owns stock in Pink Whitney!
220 - killenit bleached his hair and cut it into a mohawk cuz he lost a bet once.
240 - spikedcurley is crazy tall. I think he told me he was 6 foot 6.
260 - ilysuiteheart I have nothing to expose on her that she hasn't shown and told to the world <3 one time though when she was still catfishing, she went on a group call and was mute the entire time though so we wouldn't hear their voice and figure things out
280 - ticofernandez lied to me for years and told me he was half Puerto Rican and that was where the fernandez came from, but that he only looked like his mother's Irish side and that was why he had red hair. And I believed it, cuz you know genetics are weird. Then one day YEARS LATER he was all "what? I don't even remember saying it, it's a fake name"
300 - AmandaBynes is an Australian porn star. We have to stan her creative genius and supreme slut brand. She's everything I aspire to be.
Moving on to page 2 (and sorry there aren't room for you all on page one <3):
320 - nmh95 and I literally became friends because I used to troll his blogs. He had a blog about how much money he had once, and I commented on it and said "cool story bro, you should tell it on the internet." He was SHOOK, but then I started leaving him that comment daily and he became amused and then decided I am hilarious and we became friends <3
340 - peterya is possibly the biggest attention whore I have ever met. And I mean, coming from me of all people, that's saying a lot. He is also a secret T-millionaire, has what he refers to as a juicy caboose, and considers a single oreo a special treat, yet has no problem drinking a sweet, creamy TRENTA cold brew everyday. WHICH HAS MORE SUGAR AND CALORIES, PETER?
360 - sk8ergal sends me dirty PMs in games, and she gifted me my 100th gift #shakestits
380 - FromAWindow used to be someone I did not like, because he was always very rude to me in games, even when I tried to be friendly and nice. One time I was in a game with him, #killenit and #ace99 and I told them "tell your friend not to be mean to me" lmao and so he was grudgingly nice to me, and then somehow we ended up on the same group call and we clicked instantly on call and started all kinds of fun inside jokes and now we're close friends, but also, no worries, he still bullies me in games!
400 - Burberry is hilariously intense. When we played stars together he would spontaneously call me all the time and jump into rants and it was hilarious. Actually, he did that when he joined without me too, all of the sudden my skype would be RINGING IN MY EAR and he'd be like OH MY GOD CHERRY in his east coast accent <3 Ultimate drama king, I am his number one fan.
420 - Paul028 and I literally became friends because of his water drinking blogs. One day he started including me and I was like wow, this kid wants me to stay hydrated, and also, he lowkey worships me, all the qualities I want in a friend! Also, he's an artist, he's shown me some of his paintings before :)
440 - delete2544 screenshots the weirdest, most random things in snapchat. He's screenshot selfies I send him, pictures of my llama socks, my dinner...one time he even screenshot a picture of my with my tongue out, editted it so it was only the tongue, and made a Cherry tongue sticker. So basically, he's a weirdo and beware what you snap him!
460 - Fetish is someone I was intimidated by for some reason when I met her. She was young and pretty and I was afraid she'd be like, stuck up or something, but then we were in some of the same group chats and we started talking a bit and she's funny and nice and we became friends.
480 - Fighterman and I both played frookies on my account at the same time once. It was QUITE risque, I know. He was having some vendetta against someone, and after he got evicted he logged onto my account too, and we were both spamming at the same time, and he was playing my vetos, and...somehow the people in the game didn't notice I was clearly two people? Meanwhile all our friends who were in casting with us were watching and they were like "...you guys are idiots." <3
500 - Ace99 and I were in the same stars a few months ago, and like an hour in we made a housecall for people to chat and get to know each other. He got a call from his mom during it, and instead of hanging up the skype call or muting his microphone, he just kind of turned his computer volume down. He then proceeded to have a very loud conversation with his mom about how he had to pay his spectrum bill. Literally I don't think anyone besides me had even met him before, and this was their first impression of him, yelling about his cable bill <3
520 - Timberlie was on my survivor tribe for awhile, then tragically got kpelled out, but he stayed in our tribe chat for a long time cuz he planned to rejoin. Unfortunately when he rejoined, there were too many people everyone wanted to work with, and when he found out he probably wouldn't merge, he hijacked the #TribeAri chat and booted every single one of us from it. We had been merging about 4 months at the time. I had to make a new chat and add everyone to it.
candy_land lmao I considered putting your "new account" as your secret but wasn't sure if you wanted it public knowledge! I also considered something else but decided it was ~too much~ I'll mail you
