*Rectum* I had two cars but I rectum! muahaha..yes, old and cheesy joke..but omg! muahaha
And now I feel like doing a random cartwheel .. what clicks in my head where i just go "OH CARTWHEEL!"
I think it's because I watch way too much South Park. It's a simple funny kind of show, so the more you watch it, the more simple funny you become...yes, yes that is it.