1) I was once belting I believe I can fly, acapella, in nothing but my underwear dancing in the living room while my French fires were working up and got caught by a fed ex working who laughed in my face
2) I caught my married neighbor on Grindr and bullied him off he app or else I’d tell his wife who is good friends with my family
3) During my first ever date, it was 2am and we were about to call it quits when A crack dealer knocked on my car window, begged into get in the car in exchange for dope or a bj. We did accept one of his options.
