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"Bad Blood" Heroines CHAMPION May 21, 2015
imageFor the past several days, ever since the release of Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" Music Video, I have been counting down the top 11 Female Celebrity Cameos featured in the music video. Now, it's finally time to reveal our Victor, who made her presence known in the video. She worked, she slayed. She could decapitate you with her pussy. Who is this Boss Ass Bitch? Hot Bitch in Charge? Trap Queen?
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MOTHER CHUCKER!!!!

Congratulations, Cara, you are the winner!!! Let's start with

THE LOOK: Fierce Side-Weave. Let it all hang to the left, baby. And that torso-dress thingy. Ya showin off cleave, arms, legs, yass mama. And what a great complement to T-Swift's look as well.

THE WEAPON: Oh what a cute pur-*shakes* BAM! MOTHER CHUCKING NUNCHUCKS. YOUR FAVE COULD NEVER. Totally discrete and practical for Mall espionage. Guy tries to rob her? He pulls, BAM, he would LITERALLY GIVE HER HER WEAPON AND SHE WOULD OWN HIS ASS.

Let her just twirl that shit as she stares at the camera. Yass.

And at the end when her hair is all red and shit and she's walking away from the fire she loads the shotgun mouthing "Problems". She's the only one on the battlefield aside from Catastrophe and Arsyn to have it focused on her only. OWNAGE. SLAYAGE. YASSSS,

Thank you all for following along this journey!!!! I know not all of you saw your faves on this list, I am sorry. I know you may not 100% agree but I appreciate it regardless.

1st: Mother Chucker
2nd: Knockout
3rd: Headmistress
4th: Destructa X
5th: Frostbyte
6th: Homeslice
7th: The Trinity
8th: The Crimson Curse
9th: (void)
10th: Domino
11th: Cut Throat
12th: Slay-Z

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"Bad Blood" Heroines 2nd Place May 20, 2015
imageYaaaaaaasssss. Time to wrap this shit up today! We have seen many a successful female earn her spot in this countdown. Who is our first runner-up, walking away with the Silver? This hoe may Coco Montrese a bitch, don't tempt her. It's time to reveal our lucky lass!
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Yaaaaassss Knockout! Yaaaassss. This girl doesn't use a weapon to fight at a distance. She gets up close and personal, using her own strength. Also her eyes are so fierce mama. Slaaaaaay. Absolutely breathtaking. I can't even. Knockout has successfully knocked me out with her stunnage. She is just all that, a bag of chips, the entree, the appetizer, and dessert. BUT she's still not the top. However, she was only a few points behind. I would still follow her anywhere. She's a great bet. Stay tuned for our NUMBER ONE CELEBRITY CAMEO!

2nd: Knockout
3rd: Headmistress
4th: Destructa X
5th: Frostbyte
6th: Homeslice
7th: The Trinity
8th: The Crimson Curse
9th: (void)
10th: Domino
11th: Cut Throat
12th: Slay-Z

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"Bad Blood" Heroines Honorable Mention May 19, 2015
imageWe're at the final two.....wait, what? Honorable mention? You mean this hoe isn't in Tykeal's Top 2 Celebrity Cameos from the Taylor Swift "Bad Blood" Music Video? And that this reveal will only further narrow down who is our gold and silver finalist in Tykeal's Top Ranking? Well damn, son. Let's see who this honorable hoe is.
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ARSYN

Wait? Arsyn isn't in the top 2? But she's such an obvious choice. THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T WANT HER TAKING UP SPACE IN MY TOP 11. Plus she did T-Swift Dirty with her betrayal. I don't support women that don't support other women. #Feminism

Arsyn is perplexing. What was in that briefcase? Why did she have to betray T-Swift? Were here faceless minions at the end f the video also from this Snatch Spy Academy? Did Arsyn create a Civil War? So many questions left unanswered. But we do know one thing:

Arsyn............you're a bitch.

We still have 2nd Place and 1st place to announce!

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"Bad Blood" Heroines 3rd Place May 19, 2015
imageYasssss Hunty. The top three queens will be competing fr the title of America's Next Drag Superstar!...Wait, wrong show. But these three queens are indeed competing for Best "Bad Blood" Celebrity Cameo. Representing the Bronze Medal and Second Runner-Up is
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HEADMISTRESS.

Supermdel of the world Cindy otherfucking Crawford just shows her face and your jaw like DROPS. "If Looks Could Kill" was definitely a recurring theme in this video, but she owns it. Now I know what you're thinking: she just walks and nods But we need to look at her title: HEADMISTRESS.

SHE RUNS TEH FUCKING FACILITY. SHE IS HOT BITCH IN CHARGE, YAAAASSSS MAMA. SLAAAAAY. SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

Who is our top 2 Celebrity Cameos? The suspense is killing me.

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3rd: Headmistress
4th: Destructa X
5th: Frostbyte
6th: Homeslice
7th: The Trinity
8th: The Crimson Curse
9th: (void)
10th: Domino
11th: Cut Throat
12th: Slay-Z

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"Bad Blood" Heroines 4th Place May 19, 2015
imageThe More, the Merrier, and the Four the....uh....Ferrier? Idk. Welcome to the TOP FOUR CELEBRITY CAMEOS in Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" Music Video. This is it, ya'al! We're so close! Who got Britney Haynes'd out of the Big Brother 4 Household/Shane Measley'd out of the Big Brother 14 Household?
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DESTRUCTA X!

Ellie Goulding is my personal favorite celebrity cameo, but I do wish she had more for her character. BUT, that motherfucking rocket launcher is badass and so is her fierce look. I love how she just gracefully rotisserates and turns so on point like a bazooka ballerina. Ellie, you're #1 in my heart, but I need to let you go shy of the Top Tres. Love you.

4th: Destructa X
5th: Frostbyte
6th: Homeslice
7th: The Trinity
8th: The Crimson Curse
9th: (void)
10th: Domino
11th: Cut Throat
12th: Slay-Z

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"Bad Blood" Heroines 5th Place May 18, 2015
imageWe're near the end! We had our bottoms, our verses, and now we got our tops!! Which lucky lady is in the Top 5 of Celebrity Cameos in Taylor Swift's #BadBloodMusicVideo this post?
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FROSTBYTE!

Yaaaas! She is JUST. SO. PRETTY. OMG. BREATHTAKING. Also, the spontaneous Arctic environment changes things up and makes her stand out among the crowd. Also she has that cute slicer on a chain weapon which is unique in and of its own. Frostbyte is memorable as fuck in this video. Props Lily Aldridge! Who is in our Final Four? Tune in TONIGHT!

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5th: Frostbyte
6th: Homeslice
7th: The Trinity
8th: The Crimson Curse
9th: (void)
10th: Domino
11th: Cut Throat
12th: Slay-Z

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