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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

stars tips

1stJun 2, 2018 by TheEclipse
joining stars tonight?

use these 5 tips to help ensure your victory!

1. don't add a single person in the cast. everyone will absolutely adore you if you never acknowledge their existence, as if you don't acknowledge their existence, you can't nominate them!

2. make sure you're offline for every DC! if you happen to get nominated, the tengaged public will view you as having a life and you'll gain the respect of the masses!

3. it is absolutely IMPERATIVE that you constantly remind the tengaged public that the stars cast is the worst of all time, and that everyone is a sheep, and that you're the only person actively trying. failure to do this results in an automatic loss!

4. don't vlog, no one wants to see your greasy cunt face!

and finally,

5. random.org all your noms. it speaks for itself, it's an incredible strategy!

thanks for reading, and remember that stars is trash nowadays anyway!

edit: suitman13 wanted me to plug his game but i'm above that, don't click this link https://tengaged.com/blog/SuitMan13/8578605/didnt-get-stars-week

Comments

Omg words of a legend!!
Sent by Stars375Winner,Jun 2, 2018
i'm actually gonna use this for my next stars
Sent by Girllover101,Jun 2, 2018
I see no lies
Sent by astone929,Jun 2, 2018
WIG
Sent by iTy990,Jun 2, 2018
Ily <3
Sent by me2013,Jun 2, 2018
4. don't vlog, no one wants to see your greasy cunt face!
Sent by peace123,Jun 2, 2018
*takes notes*
Sent by Yoshitomi,Jun 3, 2018
4. don't vlog, no one wants to see your greasy cunt face!

@me
Sent by Noxity,Jun 3, 2018
How many have you won joe :p
Sent by Minie,Jun 3, 2018
minie shh
Sent by TheEclipse,Jun 3, 2018
Oh
Sent by konohavillage1,Jun 3, 2018
Love the plug
Sent by SuitMan13,Jun 3, 2018

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