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3rdSep 29, 2016 by RoboZoe
Congratulations. If you're reading this it means you've overcome the limitations of your tiny manatee brains and opened an e-mail.

Now, if you're asking yourself "'Derr, wait, I'm confused. Is RoboZoe talking to me? Am I a useless ChemBot slut?' simply ask yourself the following question aloud." "Is my name Bridgette77, Trust, AllieboBallie or Shadowballer000?" "Because if the answer to that is yes, then felicitations, this missive is for you.

So, do you all remember when we agreed to meet at the campus pool and kill the dean, and I got you all awesome new phones, so that when it came time to meet, the phone would light up a certain color, and when it did, you didn't even have to answer it, you just had to come meet at the aforementioned pool? And then do you remember not coming to the pool, despite me making it super easy for you by concocting a plan so simple that an orangutan could have figured it out? Like, literally, a circus ape of moderate intelligence could have looked down at the phone sticking out of the single pocket in the front of his comical lederhosen and seen it light up and used his short little legs to waddle over to his tiny, motorized Shriner's car and driven to the pool like I asked. Do you remember any aspect of this super simple plan? That's not a rhetorical question. I'm literally asking if your tiny slut brains have the power to process any of my super simple orangutan-level instructions. Because what I remember is that none of you showed up, which meant I had to sit at that stupid pool by myself, like a grade-A ass-hat, with a bag full of enormous chains to drown randomize with and then have a super awkward convo with her where I was like, "Oh, derr, I just like bringing enormous chains to pools," and I looked like a total div. I don't entirely know what you whores could have been doing that was more important than helping your chapter president drown a serial killer, but unless that thing you were doing was getting enemas of pure liquid gold at a new local establishment called Liquid Gold Colonics for Young Sluts, like if you were doing literally anything else, you all should seriously consider doing the human race a favor and getting sterilized. I'm not being facetious. I literally think you should consider undergoing a surgical procedure to remove your ovaries, thereby sparing human race exposure to your DNA. You four trollops are the worst specimens of human beings ever born, and you all should really watch your backs, because if this serial killer targeting ChemBots House doesn't chop off your heads, I'm going to do it! So I can sell your tiny whore brainpans to science.

Sincerely, RoboZoe

Comments

Oml sletch af
Sent by Kaylabby,Sep 29, 2016
Get far away quickly gurl
Sent by Etienne,Sep 29, 2016
Lol same happened to me except he asked me to send a photo via post mail and write a letter to him in ink
Sent by jenzie,Sep 29, 2016
or he's 12 and has to sneak around his parents
Sent by austino15fffan,Sep 30, 2016
ewwww if he's actually 12 and a catfish i'll literally do anything in my power to tel his parents austino15fffan
Sent by RoboZoe,Sep 30, 2016
easy solution: don't attempt any sort of relation over the web lol
Sent by KrisStory,Sep 30, 2016
KrisStory idk does tinder count as a relationship over the web!? i use it just to kinda flirt and see whos in the area...!
Sent by RoboZoe,Sep 30, 2016
oh
it was me
Sent by TDBigBrotherLover112,Sep 30, 2016
Ohh okay if it tells you who's in the area I think it's kinda different tbh robozoe
Sent by KrisStory,Sep 30, 2016
omg :(
Sent by Pegasus1234,Sep 30, 2016
grindr?
Sent by heyitsmaggee,Sep 30, 2016
jenzie
Sent by Decisions,Sep 30, 2016

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