Hi everyone, Anne here, I just came back with great news. Thorgy Thor WILL go home monday, the proof is in the pudding. I was eating my pudding packs last night with Jennifer my dog and suddenly there was a knock on the door. Jennifer said "Go get it - _ - " and I obeyed and opened the door. There stood a woman who looked oddly familiar. "Hello. Anne? I tracked you down after I read your tengaged post. Finally someone on this stupid blogs page who hates Thorgy as much as I do." the woman stuttered. "Who are you?" I said cooly and sexyly. "I'm Thorgy Thor's mother. When I watched Thorgy cry and say I was dead, I knew it was the last straw. He must pay." The woman replied. "Well come in" I responded. The woman sat down on my sofa next to Jennifer as Jenny finished her 71th pudding pack. "Okay. Anne, listen to me. Tell my story to tengaged. Ever since Thorgy was a little boy he always had an evil aura about him. When he was in college I begged him to come home during Christmas to see his dying father before he passed away. He simply responded "Nanananana you are old and smelly stinky lol ^ _ ^ " and hung up the phone. I finally got him to visit me the last semester of college. When he came home and found out his father passed away he pushed me down the basement with his chin. Then he poured pig fat on my head (im muslim),lit me on fire, and left. He THOUGHT I was burned alive and dead but no I lived to see another day. He used my "death" as a sob story on the RuPauls to have all the ugly white people fall for him just like Katya. This was my story.... never forget me.". The woman died right there and I hid the body under the couch for Jenny's midnight snack. I called Rupauls number (we're best friends) after I heard her amazing story and told him what happened. Ru explained "Dont worry Anne-desu-chan he got out episode 6 when Derrick and Thorgy were in bottom 2 and played Toxic so my prodigy would stay and the cultural appropriating rat would leave ne (✿◠‿◠)". I thought that was uber kawaii and I wanted to write this to inform you guys on what really happened since you wanted to know. I'm sure after this no one will ever like Thorgy Thor ever again cause shes a liar, a murderer, and a racist. And if you like her then you are all of those things :). I hope you guys ave a good night, take a deep breath and stop crying over this revelation. #RPDR
So this is my first time speaking up about this issue, I know that other victims are out there and I want to be a voice for all sufferers of Thorgy Thor. A few years ago, I was friends with Shane and one night after we went to a Brooklyn club he asked me about my dreads. He said he really really really really liked them a lot and wanted them and then proceeded to fondle and sniff my dreads. I thought this was odd behavior and I stated that dreads can only be worn by people of African American decent. Thorgy got extremely offended by my remark and whacked me over the head with her pump and knocked me unconscious. When I woke up I discovered that my hair was gone completely and when I looked around the room I saw Shane with my hair on his head checking himself out in a mirror. "What are you doing? Where's my hair?" I exclaimed. He just grinned and snickered and then shot me in my shoulder it was really embarrassing. "No one tells me what I can't do." he quipped. "Whyooooo...." "Woooo are you?" I lost the will to speak. "Woo!" Thorgy outbursted "I love that sound! The sound of an African American descent's pain :)." Thorgy then quickly escaped my apartment with my hair on his scalp. I cried for 17 hours and 31 minutes. I just recently found out that Thorgy Thor was participating on Rupaul's Drag Race season 8. I watched episode 1 with my friends and Thorgy said "Woo!" 2 times. The first time I started shaking up and sweating and when he said it the second time I couldnt breathe and I was on the ground vomiting cause I had a relapse of the situation. All my friends stood up and started clapping and my friend Sheila recorded it all and I got so mad I threw Sheila onto the road and she got run over along with her phone and I lol'd 4 times. This is my experience with Thorgy Thor and I expect NO ONE to be a fan of him after reading my ptsd moment. If I see any more Thorgy Thor Flairs I will combust externally and internally, thank you. This is a picture I took of Thorgy before the incident http://i.imgur.com/pKK5khl.png . Warning: Triggering.
Today at school before heading to class I saw my senpai, Thomas. He was so uwuing cute I let out an inkie and a half. "Oh my lanta" I cried my pleated skirt was completely ruined by the inkie. I went to the bathroom only to see Clair W., the most popular girl in school. She was sexy, sultry and when u heard her speak it was like 15 goddeses in a row, jinkies that's a lot! She walked past me and pushed me to the ground and poured chicken broth on my head (I'm vegan) and said "LOL, did u... poop ur vagina". Suddenly everyone in the school laughed very loudly, quite an awkward situation if you ask me. Clair then picked me up and threw me into the toilet and flushed me down. I'm currently writing this in a sewer trying to find my way out and the last thing I need is damn Susan's birthday messages and more filipino mothers threatening to kill my cat, at least 5,006 mothers have messaged me today. Whatever, anne out
