Today at school before heading to class I saw my senpai, Thomas. He was so uwuing cute I let out an inkie and a half. "Oh my lanta" I cried my pleated skirt was completely ruined by the inkie. I went to the bathroom only to see Clair W., the most popular girl in school. She was sexy, sultry and when u heard her speak it was like 15 goddeses in a row, jinkies that's a lot! She walked past me and pushed me to the ground and poured chicken broth on my head (I'm vegan) and said "LOL, did u... poop ur vagina". Suddenly everyone in the school laughed very loudly, quite an awkward situation if you ask me. Clair then picked me up and threw me into the toilet and flushed me down. I'm currently writing this in a sewer trying to find my way out and the last thing I need is damn Susan's birthday messages and more filipino mothers threatening to kill my cat, at least 5,006 mothers have messaged me today. Whatever, anne out
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omg i know that feel 2 well -_-i rmeember my first time with Clair W. and i called her fat cuz i wanted 2 be honest. and then she fucking screamed and slit my throat in half and i died so here i am from the grave haunting the bitch lol .i inked myself reading tis ._. dont tell any1 plz