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Proof who goes home monday *EPIC SPOILERS* *TRIGGERING* *YOU WILL CRY*

Apr 11, 2016 by PreMatureAgingAnne13
Hi everyone, Anne here, I just came back with great news. Thorgy Thor WILL go home monday, the proof is in the pudding. I was eating my pudding packs last night with Jennifer my dog and suddenly there was a knock on the door. Jennifer said "Go get it - _ - " and I obeyed and opened the door. There stood a woman who looked oddly familiar. "Hello. Anne? I tracked you down after I read your tengaged post. Finally someone on this stupid blogs page who hates Thorgy as much as I do." the woman stuttered. "Who are you?" I said cooly and sexyly. "I'm Thorgy Thor's mother. When I watched Thorgy cry and say I was dead, I knew it was the last straw. He must pay." The woman replied. "Well come in" I responded. The woman sat down on my sofa next to Jennifer as Jenny finished her 71th pudding pack. "Okay. Anne, listen to me. Tell my story to tengaged. Ever since Thorgy was a little boy he always had an evil aura about him. When he was in college I begged him to come home during Christmas to see his dying father before he passed away. He simply responded "Nanananana you are old and smelly stinky lol ^ _ ^ " and hung up the phone. I finally got him to visit me the last semester of college. When he came home and found out his father passed away he pushed me down the basement with his chin. Then he poured pig fat on my head (im muslim),lit me on fire, and left. He THOUGHT I was burned alive and dead but no I lived to see another day. He used my "death" as a sob story on the RuPauls to have all the ugly white people fall for him just like Katya. This was my story.... never forget me.". The woman died right there and I hid the body under the couch for Jenny's midnight snack. I called Rupauls number (we're best friends) after I heard her amazing story and told him what happened. Ru explained "Dont worry Anne-desu-chan he got out episode 6 when Derrick and Thorgy were in bottom 2 and played Toxic so my prodigy would stay and the cultural appropriating rat would leave ne (✿◠‿◠)". I thought that was uber kawaii and I wanted to write this to inform you guys on what really happened since you wanted to know. I'm sure after this no one will ever like Thorgy Thor ever again cause shes a liar, a murderer, and a racist. And if you like her then you are all of those things :). I hope you guys ave a good night, take a deep breath and stop crying over this revelation. #RPDR

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