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๐ŸŽ‚ Happy Birthday Tyler! ๐ŸŽ‚

9thSep 21, 2023 by ParvatiS
Tyler93 SURPRISEEEEE B*TCH. actually it's not really a surprise since you probably alredya swa this coming.
happy b*rthdya loserrrrrr :)
OMG we were just talking about this like 2 dyas ago how I hate writing the intro to these bdya blogs. After you praised me on how good sial's was in my previous blog ๐Ÿ˜ I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to top that one since it was apparently "so good."

But
ANYWYAS

I emailed all 178 of your friends (and some of your enemies ๐Ÿ˜) asking for a ROAST. Clearly, not everyone followed the procedures outlined in the mail. But dw, next time I will be requiring everyone to dreak first (myabe even do shtos ๐Ÿ˜ฌ) before they send in a message.... as long as they are of age of course ๐Ÿ™‚

EDIT : THIS WAS ORIGINALLY SIAL/S SONG FOR YOUR BDYA LAST YEAR WHICH YOU THEN STOLE AND USED IT FOR ME WHICH I THEN STOLE AND USED IT FOR SIAL BUT IM STEALING IT ONCE AGAIN AND USING IT FOR YOU... ONCE AGAIN.

can you believe this song has officially been passed around and completed a full circle ever since sial's recent bdya blog. but i'd sya, why not go for round 2 ๐Ÿ˜


femmefatale
Tyler, happy birthday!!!!! you're hotttt, king <3

dinosaurdan
Tyler happy freakin birthday ily and your personality i know we barely talk these days but youll always be considered a friend to me! hope you get fucked up today and have a great day

useamint
Happy Birthday Tyler!

@alibonico
โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธย 

kindred7
happy birthday nerd. I saw a video someone made making fun of golfing and thought of you! Hope you had a good summer and the rest of your year goes splendidly. Time to really start taking care of yourself (๐˜Š: ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด) now that youโ€™ve entered a new year in your life!! Dont drink too much - your liver canโ€™t handle it anymore! (๐˜Š: ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏ) Happy birthday!!

yandereboy12
Hay Tyler hope life is well and I hope you're having a great birthday :)

unkown
Happy 40th Birthday Tyler! Make all your Birthday wishes come true!

steefano
Happy birthday my man Tyler! Hope you have an great day and birthday pal with friends and family take care buddy!โค๏ธ

systrix
taylirrr!!!!!

I celebrate the birthday of a genius (dumb), the best of its kind (fake). You are a treasure to humanity, and I will spend every day telling you, you are a friend worth keeping until the end (obviously not true). I feel confident to face anything when you are there (also not true). I canโ€™t recount all we have been through together because you have been a superhero in those situations (this is fake). I want to scream to the world that you are the best thing that happened to me. (fake smile)

Happy birthday, loser.

booyahhayoob
So respond on September 23rd. Got it.

cocovanderbilt
Happy Birthday, Tyler! I hope you have an awesome day and I wish you all the best!

coreyants
Tyler, one of my favorite Canadians on this site! I hope you have an amazing birthday because you deserve it. Hope you do something fun. Looks like you had an awesome time in Italy. Can't believe it's been several years since we played our first Stars together (๐˜Š: ๐˜ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ. ๐˜›๐˜บ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ). Time goes by so fast. Enjoy your day.

yswimmer96
Dearest Father,
It seems you've gone off to the store in Italy for milk (๐˜Š: ๐˜ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฌ "๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ข ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฌ" ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ต, ๐˜ฅ๐˜ธ), as you haven't been home for ANY of my t-ball practices or a game of 18 holes with me.. but I miss you a ton. Mommy ( ParvatiS) and I made a cake made entirely out of gravy, raspberries, hummus, and feta cheese, shaped like you to get you to come home. The cat may have peed on it though (๐˜Š: prometheus ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ), but alas, you're still the best dad on the planet, even if mommy says I'm adopted and you won't give me attention anymore.
Your favorite son,
Noah

allison
TYLER!!!!!!!!
First of all you are the supporter of a friend everyone needs in their life. You are fun, you are loved, you is kind and you is thoughtful. I hope this year is so fucking amazing for you that your cunt explodes and cheritaisdelicious turns around and goes "wow im so turned on !" Happy BDAY! :)

booyahhayoob (again)
Parv (yes Iโ€™m calling you that instead of Callia shut up and put it in the blog) told me I could send this a day after the deadline. Combine that with the fact she doesnโ€™t even have you as a friend on Tengaged, and I can give you the birthday present of a lifetime: dumping her and being my new BFF. Iโ€™ll even give you spelling lessons so you can spell Top Gun correctly and not include a J in its name. May even let you play Minecraft with me and paul028! Lemme know gurl x

~~But also you suck at life so this is the happy birthday you get from me โค๏ธ~~

cheritaisdelicious
TYLER. One of my favorite ride or die in games! Happy birthday bro. I hope Callia doesn't dump you now that you are basically an old man (๐˜Š: ๐˜ ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜บ๐˜ข ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ). <3

lucas_rfs
Congratulations my bro Tyler. You're one of the big icons of this site, and allways i see one of your blogs, I like of interacting. I have a lot of fun with them. I remember when i was a newbie here, and we played survivor. You were one of those who agreed to help me in my first victory, and I will forever remember you. Always very friendly, funny and nice. And when you won stars, omgggg, it was great, I was rooting for you so much. So icon, you are awesome. Happy birthday :)

woeisme
Big Ty! I'm not around as much and hardly play, but I know if I was in a game with you, you're someone I could trust 100%... Maybe 95%. I admire how loyal you are to your friends and people you care about. I also admire you're general drive in life. Happy Birthday!! All I ask is if you're drunk don't make one of those pyn blogs! (๐˜Š: ๐˜'๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜)

semajdude
Happy birthday brocode. Glad to know you and be your friend throughout the years. You know iโ€™m always here for you if you need me and i hope you have a nice relaxing day of golf or hockey or whatever you straight men do.

mitchthemachine
You still mad that Callia sent me an email syaing she loves me? She clearly meant it.

She also syad she hateeeees youuu a tonnnn. She also meant ittttttt.

prometheus
Happy birthdya Tyler !!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ฝ I still remember that dya you and Callia adopted me and took me home. Because you wanted to give me a better life. And you did ๐Ÿ˜ฝ That was the best dya of my life and my world changed forever. Thank you for loving me, cuddling me, feeding me, potty training me (huhu christie ! ๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ‘ž), petting me, and spoiling me. Something that I would have never got to experience before. I will alwyas be grateful for the loving home and family you and Callia have provided me with. Even though you two turn into crazy monsters when you're dreak. Huhu. But you never let me have any. ๐Ÿ˜ฟ I'm gonna have to start dreaking ng all your "extra supply of milk." Have a purrrrrrfect birthdya ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป

cocoAbeans
Omfg Tyler !! Happy birthdya iconic king ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I remember when my now-husband left us for the army. But then you somehow ended up in our circle and replaced him (Myabe an even better replacement for..... see Marweak's message below ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ญ). And we've been friends ever since ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ My husband alwyas speaks so highly of you and I can see why ! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ (PS. you better tell him to start opening his snaps. Does he hate me that much to not open them right awya ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ) I love having an extra person join me Sial and Callia on our monthly Paris trips. Vistiting Sial in Pakistan with you and Callia was also amazon. Myabe next time we can visit you in Nigeria where you're from and have a mass*ve tg meetup ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ•ฏ #TylerFromNigeria ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ Actually, we'll go there rn and throw you a B*G party for your milestone B*G birthdya ๐Ÿ˜ญ Btw thank u for being a b*g supporter of our B*g Fat Greek Wedding ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ And our b*g fat greek wedding anniversary ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ And being the best man at our b*g fat greek wedding christoadddd and I could ask for ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Have a fab birthdya !!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜

#christoadddd
Wanted to sya something so bad :x
HAPPY BIRTHDYA B*G BROOOOOOOO ! I mya currently be in the b*g brother house but I snuck my phone into the house (don't tell CBS) and locked myself in the bathroom stall sitting on the ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต just to write you this message. Even tho I mya take decades to answer my texts and open my snaps I knew I couldn't miss out on wishing my number one bro a happy b*rthdya. (PS. I still haattteeeeee that you and Callia are best friends now ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ–•(๐˜Š: ๐˜ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ, ๐˜ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ)).
I hoe p this new decade of life brings you plenty of happiness, success, and more dreaken adventures. Make sure to party hardddd and dreak uppp (๐˜Š: ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ) this is a G*GANT*C year for you !!! Love yaaaaa brotherrrrrrrrrr. Thanks for being the best b*g bro a l*l bro could ask for. Wish you the best.
Talk to you next decade when you turn 40 and I finally open your snap !

#marweak
TYLER!!! Happy birthdya legend !
Myabe we can be best bros now that I have ended my 8 year bromance with that crusty Greek fucker christoadddd. You're a legend unlike him. I'm so tired of him asking me *****[cannot be syad on the site]***** all throughout our long years of friendship. And I know you would never do the same. Legend. At least people will have an easier time pronouncing #MarwLer rather than #MarwToss . Even though I mya have been a slacker when it came to sending in a bdya message for Sial last year, you can alwyas count on me to reply to your texts and open your snaps. Minus that one survivor when you threw the comp to my side but we still lost cause I didn't plya. Legend. Have a legendary birthdya ! :)
PS. could you teach me how to give powers in the Glam chat so you can stop harrassing me about it from now on. thanks legend

From me
First of all. WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY SKELETONS AND INACTIVES ON YOUR FRIENDLIST. You made my job 10000x harder when you knew I had at least 2 other blogs of these to make. Although I probably shouldn't even be making this for you since you're birthdya was "SUPPOSEDLY" on September 1st. Anywyas, prepare for a long message because you know me and you know this is gonna be long....... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Btw are you really planning on taking every Fridya off work from now on or are you only taking the dya off because it's your b*g dya ๐Ÿ˜ I'm gonna have to go with option B. Just as long as you don't end up getting fired and sent to https://imgur.io/HYNiNOa ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Because if so, you can bet on the fact that I won't be bailing you out. Remember what that b*g slacker from your work did? The one who who took 12+ weeks to complete a 3 week task. And it still wasn't done? Then went on vacation. And took the dya off on her bdya??? Yeah that's starting to sound like you :))

But hoe nestly. It's your b*g birthdya which deserves a B*G celebration. As B*G as falling into the water in Venice WITH YOUR PHONE and your phone dying mid-can :') And don't even TRY to tell me I somehow *virtually* pushed you into the water through the can. We don't need another me "pushing Vicky off the yacht" scandal :')))) Which then if so I guess I could join you in https://imgur.io/HYNiNOa then we can dreak roast all our cellmates ๐Ÿ˜ฌ like what we alwyas do on the site. or people we know irl. or just random people on the street. or your swiss hostel roomates we plan on roasting tn ๐Ÿคฃ unless you wanted to catch up on b*g brother. or actually, we should do both :)) EDIT: NOT ME SEEING DOUBLE EVICTION SPOILERS AS I WAS POSTING THIS BLOG ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Okya I'm getting off topic :))) Tyler, we mya be the most famous and popular people on the site but I still think I'm the more famous and popular one between the both of us ;) And would beat you in any stars poll if we happened to sit next to each other these dyas :x LOL I STILL REMEMBER when we plyaed our first stars together in 2017. You completely shunned me. You excluded me from your dreak cans. You targeted me. Because you were afraid of me for being more "famous and popular" than you ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Although I do have to sya, the bitch bois alliance was pretty iconic. LOL WE NEED TO DO THAT AGAIN. And have a b*g almost-6-year stars reunion. And nom ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ against ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ for 16th ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚ Then I get 1st and you get 2nd. And end your win streak ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

But what I was gonna sya was. After that stars. We didn't reconnect until almost 5 years later. And ever since then we have bonded so much over bullying people. People hate us so much for that hahaha. From our dreak onion PYN's to race to golffffff โ›ณ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŒ๏ธ (my favorite) I couldn't ask for a better person to piss people off with on the site (because they deserve it). I love all our 6+ hour long cans until 6AM (and I know our current can won't be any different ๐Ÿ˜ˆ). It's truly rare to be able to find someone you can talk so freely and effortlessly with who shares your EXACT sense of humor ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคฃ and I can't express how grateful I am that we crossed paths again after our shitty initial first meeting ๐Ÿ˜ You are actually so hilarious and fun to talk to. Even though you mya still be an asshole at times. But I'm so thankful that you are someone I can talk to and trust with anything. And know that I'll alwyas be the same for you too. No matter what. For anything and EVERYTHING. โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

Oh and also. Also also also. Did I even sya happy birthdya yet. CONGRATULSTIONS on making 30 trips around the sun ๐Ÿ˜Ž Like kindred syad, it's time to start taking care of yourself, now that you're an old man, like what vherita syad. Have an amazon birthdya (even though ik you will) and enjoy it no matter what it is you have planned for your dya off (besides canning (and myabe dreaking ng) with me for the first couple hours ๐Ÿ˜ฌ). Hateeeee youuu a tonnnn, mean ittttttt :'))))

Comments

posting this in the middle of our can ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
let's see how long it will take you to notice this ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Sent by ParvatiS,Sep 21, 2023
HBD king!
Sent by ManniBoi,Sep 21, 2023
+++
Sent by unkown,Sep 21, 2023
Could never ask for anything more <33 I love it. Thank you so much. Hatee you more โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ parvatiS
Sent by Tyler93,Sep 22, 2023
HBD bitch
Sent by systrix,Sep 22, 2023
"Hi! I am planning on putting together a birthday blog for Tyler filled with messages from his friends. If you are interested please send me your message BEFORE September 22nd."

Not one time did you ask for a roast you (redacted) ParvatiS
Sent by Booyahhayoob,Sep 22, 2023
Thank you everyone :) now let me win a frookies rn !!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
systrix
femmefatale
dinosaurdan
useamint
kindred7
yandereboy12
unkown
steefano
booyahhayoob
cocovanderbilt
@coreyants
@yswimmer96
@allison
@cheritaisdelicious
@lucas_rfs
@woeisme
@semajdude
@witchthemachine
@prometheus
@cocoAbeans
Sent by Tyler93,Sep 22, 2023
win a frooks over me? maybe @ytyler93 hbdayy
Sent by semajdude,Sep 22, 2023
Happy birthday! tyler93
Sent by Kindred7,Sep 22, 2023
I forgot to send mine in, im terrible I know. ๐Ÿ˜ญ but wishing you a happy birthday bud Tyler93 , and hope youโ€™re enjoying it to the fullest.
Sent by VanitySmurf,Sep 22, 2023
Happy birthday bro ๐Ÿ’—
Sent by cheritaisdelicious,Sep 22, 2023
the queen wishes happy birthday!
Sent by Maraj,Sep 22, 2023
Yaaaay =)
Sent by Lucas_RFS,Sep 23, 2023

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