I looked in the cooler and saw a Dr. Pepper. I preferred something with a LiteCitrus, but oh well.. I had never tried one before, but my crush said, "Dude, trust me. You'll love it!" So I did. Then I heard some rapboy on the radio and was like "Whaaa!" Then my dad, trying to be cool, popped out and said "That's probably jdog, yo! Sandizzle my fizzle!" Wtf? My dad embarasses me. Then a spokesperson came on and said, "You Lady Gagaluv - ers across the nation, get ready for her tour in the UnitedKingdom_. Truth is, no one fucking cares. All of a sudden I heard a spookie noise in the kitchen. Who could it be! Hey! It's Maggie Krell from Harper's Island!
