Mom: Hey Emmaleigh, how are you!
E: Hey LaQueefsha. I'm doing good.
Mom: I heard that you saw Jesus!
E: Yes ma'am, I did! I saw Christ and a LilAngelBaby!
Mom: When did this happen?
E: Pffft. This was in 2008girl.
Mom: Shit, I'm late. Anyway my baby said her first word today.
E: What's his name, again?
Mom: TrevorMitchell.
E: What was the word?
Mom: Wumblebee! How cute!
E: Awhhh!
Mom: Ugh! I need some Chapstique!
E: Haha! I need lotion. It feels like I have sharkskin.
Mom: My skin feels like a rhino!
E: Ohemgee! Look out your window! It looks like there is bluestar!
Mom: That's the moon?
E: Oh! Well, it scares me.
Mom: Pfft. I'm notafraid.
