When Pepper spills salt.
When Dinom buys khaki shorts.
When Tartra gets out of the hot tub.
When Jesus says "Oh my God!".
When Lucinda feels tightinda...
When WumbleBee learns how to say "bumble".
When BlueStar doesn't make a merge.
When BengalBoy pets a Bengal Tiger.
When LemonFace eats a Lemon Head.
When 2008girl steps into 2009.
When... oh wait. :)
Don't take any of these to offense. It was jut for fun. :)
Mom: Hey Emmaleigh, how are you!
E: Hey LaQueefsha. I'm doing good.
Mom: I heard that you saw Jesus!
E: Yes ma'am, I did! I saw Christ and a LilAngelBaby!
Mom: When did this happen?
E: Pffft. This was in 2008girl.
Mom: Shit, I'm late. Anyway my baby said her first word today.
E: What's his name, again?
Mom: TrevorMitchell.
E: What was the word?
Mom: Wumblebee! How cute!
E: Awhhh!
Mom: Ugh! I need some Chapstique!
E: Haha! I need lotion. It feels like I have sharkskin.
Mom: My skin feels like a rhino!
E: Ohemgee! Look out your window! It looks like there is bluestar!
Mom: That's the moon?
E: Oh! Well, it scares me.
Mom: Pfft. I'm notafraid.
I looked in the cooler and saw a Dr. Pepper. I preferred something with a LiteCitrus, but oh well.. I had never tried one before, but my crush said, "Dude, trust me. You'll love it!" So I did. Then I heard some rapboy on the radio and was like "Whaaa!" Then my dad, trying to be cool, popped out and said "That's probably jdog, yo! Sandizzle my fizzle!" Wtf? My dad embarasses me. Then a spokesperson came on and said, "You Lady Gagaluv - ers across the nation, get ready for her tour in the UnitedKingdom_. Truth is, no one fucking cares. All of a sudden I heard a spookie noise in the kitchen. Who could it be! Hey! It's Maggie Krell from Harper's Island!
Do you remember? Late 80s-90s kids only.