So I鈥檝e seen this in loads of Netflix shows and there's even the saying to leave out cookies and milk for Santa, so I thought why the hell not, maybe the Americans actually contributed with something useful. But alas, I was wrong, I was so so wrong.
IT鈥橲 HORRIBLE, first of all: your cookie becomes WET and SOGGY, it鈥檚 SAD.
Secondly: Your milk has COOKIE CRUMBS IN IT, LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FLYING FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DRINK THAT.
Thirdly: It鈥檚 not even that good, it鈥檚 just A REALLY WET SOGGING COOKIE COMBINED WITH SHITTY TASTING MILK
Although I could imagine it tasting okay if it was chocolate milk. Haven鈥檛 tried it.
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Youve obvs never have had sex so you dont understand.
