there was nothing. Then God said, "Oof", and the universe was born. Out of chaos came order, in the form of Despacito. God saw that Despacito was good, and yeeted that mfer a physical form that would be greater than any other's. Despacito knew he had God's favor and was a peak lifeform, so in his hubris he attempted to take power for himself. After a failed attempt, God turned Despacito into a spider, the lowliest creature on Earth, and cast Despacito down into the depths of the Roblox Roleplay server for all eternity as punishment. Now he roams the lands in constant agony telling others to "Go commit die" as a way to exact revenge on God and the other creatures he had created.
