What ever they tell you, I'm telling you this: Peanuts are a NUT. Now I know what you're saying, I know what you're thinking, "that ain't no nut, you're nuts." Well your nuts, cause I know nuts, I'm a nuts conigseaur and let me tell you peanuts are a nut. They even have the word nut in their name, so they have to be a nut. I've consulted many nut experts, pros in the nut art, and they agree with me. Now these experts, they aren't your run of the mill nut masters. They've handled nuts all their lives, they've held huge sacks of nuts let me tell you, and they have yet to come up with a conclusion that says that peanuts are anything but a NUT. And don't even try to say that they're a legume. That's fake news, let me tell you, I have all the best facts and that's just wrong. Sad! If you want to see a real legume just look at green beans, I'm absolutely certain that they are legumes, I read it on wikipedia and it has to be true. The only people who would think green beans are a bean are those who think that's because it has the word bean in its name. What a ridiculous concept! I saw it on Wikipedia, so EXCuSE ME Mr. Smarty Pants with your know-it-all attitude and father that didn't leave you at the age of four, I'll have you know that I saw it on Wikipedia so get your facts straight bud. And I also saw the thing about peanuts being a nut on there too, I'll let you know. It took a few searches though on the school computers, and when I searched "nut expert" on google there were some weird images that had NOTHING to do with peanuts but I eventually found out the truth and now I, the enlightened one, can spread my nut knowledge to all you uneducated know-nuthings.
