A magician worked at a ship, doing shows for the passengers. The public was different each week so the magician always did the same tricks. The captain's parrot used to watch all the shows and started to understand how they worked.
Each time the parrot understood the trick he'd shout "Don't look to that hat"; "He's hiding the flowers underneath the table"; "Why all the cards are Ace of Spades?", etc. The magician was furious but he couldn't do anything... after all it was the captain's parrot.
One day... the ship sunk! The magician ended up floating while holding to some of the wrecks... with the parrot at his side! After some hours the parrot said:
"Ok, I give up! Where that fuck did you put the damn ship?"
