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[JOKE] Funny One Liners

Mar 15, 2014 by Lunaries
* The bible teaches us to love, and Kamasutra shows how to do that…

* Sex without condoms is magical... A baby appears and father disappears. (sometimes!)

* Yes, money cannot buy happiness, but it is much more comfortable to cry in a new BMW than on a bike.

* Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired. (pun for "too tired")

* We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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