Does anyone want to teach me how to fucking cook? I burn everything tbh.
One time my mom trusted me to make this chicken for this thing at her friends house (mom fucked up asking me) so I'm over here reading this recipe and it's very complicated (at least for a person who can't make toast without burning it) So i'm putting spices and shit on it and I open the wrong hole on the green crumbled leaf blower looking stuff and the whole bottle pours on the chicken! Soooooooo I ever so casually covered it up with pepper and other shit. Then I put it in the oven at 450 degrees bc I wasn't putting it on 350 (I ain't tryna wait 6 hours for some damn chicken to cook uh uh) and set the timer for 4 hours or something like that.3 hours later I smelt something burning while I was watching youtube then I finished my video before even attempting to care, I get to the oven and I look inside and that chicken burnt af. Soo I went in the living room (without turning off the fucking oven still!) and text my mom something like this chicken dead and my mom said the chicken is supposed to be dead, idiot. (she call me names all the time cri)So then I attempt to get the chicken out the oven and not die form burnt fumes. MY GOD THAT WAS THE MOST BURNT CHICKEN I HAVE EVER SEEN! I TOUCHED WITH THE TONGY THINGS AND SOME OF THE CHICKEN CRUMBLED! MY DREAMS OF CULINARY WENT OUT THE WINDOW WHEN I MADE MY FIRST BOWL OF CEREAL. RIP MY COOKING FUTURE
Sooo once again please help me ;( (You don't even want to know what happened when my mom got home :O)
