Date:12/29/1990
Channel:Teletoon
Cast:
Batman as Michael Keaton
Caterina as Catherine O'Hara
Chris as Paul O'Sullivan
Cole as Andrew Francis
Mary Dayberman as Carrie Barrett
Max as Micheal D. Cohen
Mayor Malckamoore as Sean Cullen
Michael as M. Christian Heywood
Spider-Man as Eric Bouza
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*news sponser music comes on*
Mayor Maclkamoore:Well that's all our news for the fat black dog cat in the green mean George Washingmachine tree https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Mary:Well,time for are other 3 fantastic news,right after this joke
*screen*:
When I drink an alcohol, people call me an alcoholic, but when I drink Fanta pop, they don't call me fantastic, so incompetent https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Mary:And now for our news, a mouse like girl has managed to escape Alberta's laser prison,and is headed for Ontario,isn't that histarical,that our Province
Mayor:2 People have been frozen since the summer began,and most people have been frozen to top it off
Mary:And also,The Galleria Mall is now open up for shopping and eating with 36 stores now in session with way more stores to build in there,SO COME THERE OR DIE IN HELL https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Mayor:We'll be right back with a joke and a commercial break
*screen*:
Do you know why they call it the mall?Because if you go to theM All https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*Chris turns off the TV*
Chris:Don't you see Fireman and Clousteau are stuck there just frozen
Spider-Man:Yeah,I can see
Cole:Yes,I can see that
Chris:And it's obvious who did it,right?
Cole:No,because I did some research and even though our arch enemies have no villain base,I found them,and they are on their way to the U.S. so they can't be there and we don't know where they are going
*crickets cherp* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Spider-Man:Put it in a way that I can understand
Cole:The villains didn't do it,they left the country and are to busy
Spider-Man:Oh,okay
Chris:Now put it in a way I can understand https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:Arch enemies no do it.They leave for long time.Someone else do it https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:Oh,why didn't you say so in a smart way where we all could easily understand? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
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Theme:
Ad:
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Spider-Man:Man,out in there real world again fighting crime
Cole:Okay,let's go to ever sidewalk on this street and stop that villain,right Chris?
Chris:*cries*Why bring me,I don't know how to flippin' fight https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Spider-Man:We need you for the support,you are the only one with us and 2 bogus doofuses left us to die https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:Guys,change of plans,we are going to the December football game for Christmas Eve's Eve's Eve's Eve https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Spider-Man:So December 21st?
Cole:You think? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*the next day at the game*
*squash*
Chris:Ew,I just stepped in dog solid fart,Groady to the Max https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Spider-man:What is even the point of coming here?
Cole:There is going to be a big crowd and that is going to be a good way to freeze the audience during the game so they might use freezing ray as a light to trick people,then when they have there moment to zap,we stop them,the villain may stop the narrator from doing there job or something like that so we have to be careful for this,we are going to have to be at an angle of either 45,90,180,270,or full circle to dodge the lasers from freezing us
*cricket cherp* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Spider-Man:Put it in a way where I and Chris can understand
Cole:The villain may strike here so we have to be careful from it from zapping anyone in the audience,so we have to dodge to stop it
Chris:Now put it in a way I can understand https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Spider-Man:I just said that
Cole:*sigh*Villain here.Be careful for laser.Dodge laser so no get frozen https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:What?
Spider-Man and Cole:Lord,have mercy https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:Oh,so you meant There is going to be a big crowd and that is going to be a good way to freeze the audience during the game so they might use freezing ray as a light to trick people,then when they have there moment to zap,we stop them,the villain may stop the narrator from doing there job or something like that so we have to be careful for this,we are going to have to be at an angle of either 45,90,180,270,or full circle to dodge the lasers from freezing us,why didn't you just say so? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:I- https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*during the game*
Spider-Man:ooo,the popcorn man is here,can we get some?
Cole:Sure,Chris we need CA$30
Chris:Why me?
Cole:Because your love life is poor,and so shall you https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:*sigh fine*
*they do this 30 times*
*Cole and Spider-Man are full with popcorn in there stomach*
Chris:Lemmie guess,you need another one? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:No,8 more https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*a few bites later*
Cole:So full
Spider-Man:Just,one...more bite
Cole:Don't do it man
Spider-Man:I have to,for my hunger
Cole:No,man,no,you might go into the light https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Spider-Man:What if you can have some of mine?
Cole:Okay sure https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:But I can't eat,it's so go and salty,but so full
Spider-Man:You can do it,just open wide and chew,then swallow
*he feeds him*
Cole:Thanks,man,you a good cousin
Spider-Man:No problem
*there stomach growls*
Both:Uh-oh
*they both fart hard* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:argh,I can't breathe *faints* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*lasers start shooting*
Spider-Man:Oh no,we are still farting,we are too big to stop the machine https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*the machine freezes Cole Spider-man*
*a few hours later*
Chris:*wakes up*Aw man,that went by so damn fast,wait,where is everyone.They are all frozen,I thought it was evil,but it's amazing,it's like time stopped
Caterina:I know right so cool https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
Chris:Hey isn't your spouse frozen or somthing?
Caterina:Yeah,i guess,hasn't been home in a long time or my son,wait,why am I telling a stranger this
Chris:I'm a friend of his,and I own a hero business
Caterina:Wait are you,
Chris:Yes,Chris Lisouwski
Caterina:Can I get a picture
Chris:It's always a pleasure to take pictures with a fan
*she gives him a camera*
Caterina:Make it countdown from 3 no flash https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:Well,I-
*siren noises come on from the city*
*the city Intercom comes on*
Michael:Hello Ontario,with my little button,everyone is slowly turning into frozen statues so you guys can just be idols for a criminal new coming base that we are building,all villains will rise and take over the continent,HAHHAHAHA
Chris:Can you put that in a way that I can understand? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*underground in the Batman Batcave* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
Batman:You hear that?
Max:That looks like a job for us to strike
Batman:And get Michael to join the team
Max:And you
Batman:Because we tricked them to thinking we left them
Max:You ready to get 2 more members,Batman,and Michael on the team>
Batman:Let's do this
Both:3,2,1 BREAK! https://www.myinstants.com/instant/dota2-cw-crowd-47671/
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