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The Mysteries Season 2 Episode 6:I Hope You Die and Burn in Drumheller PG-DLV

May 18, 2020 by KidDrift76
Date:8/15/1990
Show:Teletoon
Cast:
Avery as Cobie Smulders
Batman as Michael Keaton
Chris as Paul O'Sullivan
Cole as Andrew Francis
Mary Dayberman as Carrie Barrett
Michael as M. Christian Heywood
Max as Micheal D. Cohen
Mayor Malckamoore as Sean Cullen
Police Man as Geroge Gaynes
Spider-Man as Eric Bouza
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*In Alberta*
Avery:Stupid pieces of crap
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*as Avil sister,Avery,keeps cursing,a teenage boy walks up to the basketball court with a basketball to practice*
Boy:He goes for the shot,and fakes,ooh,watch it,and he goes for a real shot,and makes a half court.3 points.And the crowd goes wild.
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:And he goes for another shot,but fakes it again,then goes for full court,and-
*the basketball goes over the board and hits Avery*
Avery:Oh you little piece of sh*t
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:Language,gees,it was an accident
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Avery:Are you trying to kill me so I can be dead like my brother?
Boy:No
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:It may have seemed that I had a blood vessel or muscle must have skipped my brains orders and went for it to just-
Avery:No science nerdy crapbag
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Boy:You little Drumheller
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*Avery gives him a wedgie,then a knuckle sandwich*
Boy:ow
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Boy:I'm telling
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*two weeks later,he comes with his sister's volleyball to practice on the volleyball court*
Boy:I might pratice my serving first.Going overhand.0 serving 0.
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*he hits it then Avery walks by again and gets hit*
Avery:Oh you moron
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:Uh-oh,not again
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Avery:You frickin' liar
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:Why are you walking on a volleyball court anyways?
Avery:Why are you hitting me with this stupid ball?
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*she pops the ball *
Boy:Hey,that was my sister's ba-
*she shoves it in his mouth*
Boy:Mmmmmmmm.MMM MM  MM MM MM MMMM.(AAAAHHH,get this ball out my mouth)
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Boy:MMM MM MMMM(I can't breathe)
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Boy:MMM MMM MMMMM MMMMMM MMMM MMM MMM MMMMM MMMM  MMMMMMM  MMMMM MMMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMMMMMMM(And my sister is gonna get mad because her ball is popped and she needs it for practice)
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Boy:MMM MM MM MMMM MMMM MM(And I have my saliva on it)
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Avery:Shut the frick up
Boy:MM(No)*he crosses his arm*
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*she kicks him in the groin*
*he spits the ball out*
*it lands on her face*
Avery:EWww
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:My crotch
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:My kiwis
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Boy:Michael Jr.
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Boy:I'm sorry that me,furture Michael Sr.,won't let you have siblings*
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Avery:SHUT UP
*she shoves the ball in his underwear*
Michael:It can't fit
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Michael:It's wet,too
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
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Theme:

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Mike:Gimmie my damn daughter back,Belger
And The Mysteries
Michael:What is that video on?
Max:Pornhub
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There is a new show
Mac:That Big "Mac"was good,not gonna lie
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Coming February
Mac:It taste like feet
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Arthur:I like it
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Arthur:What's not to like?Bread:good,Banana:good,Chicken:GOOOD
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Starring Laurie Main
Mac and Arthur:That's me
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Both:No,me
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Both:What do you mean?That's totally me
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Marco:What about it's both of you
Both:Oooooooooh
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Both:Yeah,that makes sense
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And Benjamin Rivera
Marco:I act just like
Are here to fight crime in New York
Mac:Uh,were from Canada
Marco:And I'm from Mexico
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And their biggest rivals are in Bridgeport
Wayne:Get a life,dweeb
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These guys will fight until something end their life
Karlson:The world is ending in 1999 on New Years Eve,facts
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Ed:Also called dooms day,dumbass
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Toon in every month to see these hilarious adults toon up the comedy from a 1989 show
On Teletoon
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*The plane lands in Canadian Airlines*
Spider-Man and Cole:I'm 6Teen,starting to find my way,got a new job and I start at the mall today,nanananananana,NA
Cole:*sigh*Good times
Spider-Man:I know,right?
Cole:Okay let's tell Chris that we landed
Spider-Man:This is Peter to Boss,I repeat,Peter to Boss,can you hear me?
Cole:Hello?
*on the other end of the line*
Chris:*snores*
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:*farts while sleeping*
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:Well,it is 4 a.m. right now,so...
Spider-Man:*snores*
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:I'm not even,I just,-
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:Bye,see you at the hotel,thanks for the help with the luggage,dude,so good at this
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Spider:*in sleep*No mom,I don't want burritos
Cole:I could go for tacos
Spider:No don't search for adult diapers,that was my last search
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:Well,I could buy you some pampers,wait what am I doing?
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*a shadow creeps up behind Spider-Man,just as he gets knocked out with a frying pan and the screen goes blank*
*the next day*
Chris:*snores*
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:*wakes up*Oh crap,how long have a snoozed?
Batman:Long enough for me to find out that Chris,has a diary
Max:ooooo,I wanna see
Batman:Or,or,just maybe,We could share it on the news,and It can go national
Chris:*in sleep*No mamaw,I sorry I forgot to go home to sleep in the bed with you,I had work
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*Batman opens his diary*
*a few pages later*
Max:He,wow,single his whole life?Haha
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:He got a boob job?Wait-
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:Hey,I am so not gay
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:So what I got ass surgery
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:Wait,how come the other weirdos haven't come back yet?
Batman:You mean Bouza and Bonanza?
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:Yeah,I am going to check on them
Batman:Why?
Max:Because I wanna make fun of them when the get back
Batman:You know Spider-Man picks his nose
Max:Yeah I'm going to go get them
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:Oh,wait you forgot to give back the walkie-talkie in your pocket,damn,well,time to make a diary a bestseller
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*in Alberta*
Spider-Man:*wakes up painfully*Aw man,what the hell happened?
*someone holds a puppet frog in his face*
Avery:FROGGIE SAYS RABBIT
Spider-Man:AAAAA SH-
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Spider-Man:Man,I forgot the adult diapers,well,too late now
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Avery:Didn't need to know that
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Spider-Man:Wait,who are you?
Avery:None of your information, sibling murderer
Spider-Man:Wait what?
Avery:You are popular around this province for murdering someone in your other province,you escaped prison,you are wanted,and if we find you,we get a prize of CA$500,000,000
Spider-Man:Wow,that's a lot of money
Avery:Yes,yes it is,and I called the police this morning,they should be here at any second
Spider-Man:Oh cool,so can we share the money,or can I leave
Avery:You can leave,when the police arrive
Spider-Man:Oh cool
*sirens*
Police:WE KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE,COME OUT
Spider-Man:Wow are they superhuman,they are glowing,and they have a loud voice
Avery:Yes they are
*the police slap handcuffs on his wrist and put him in his car*
Spider-Man:Ow,that hurt,oh,am I going to space,super humans?
Police:Don't act all dumb on me now take off your mask robber
Spider-Man:Um,you wouldn't want to do that
*the car almost runs over Cole sleeping,but it makes a very loud screeching noise while it turns right*
Cole:MY EARS
*he looks down*
Cole:Oh gosh,my clothes are gone
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*the camera zooms out on him while his dick is pixelated*
Cole:Where are my clothes?Where is Spider-Man?
*he covers his dick while he runs to the nearest building,Avery's house*
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*he knocks on the door*
Avery:Don't worry mom,I'll get it
*she opens the door*
Avery:Ew
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Avery:Ha,nice,it's small
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:No it isn't
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Cole:Just give me my clothes
Avery:Oops,sorry,the dog ate your homework
*her dog is chewing on the clothes*
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:Oh crap,I'm naked till I either buy clothes,or till I get back to Ontario
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:Wait,isn't that Spider-Man?
Avery:You mean Peter?
Cole:Yeah,wait,you know-
Avery:I knocked him out in his sleep  and took of his mask,he is like one of the smartest dudes in his school,he went to the nerds nationals contest
Cole:HE CHEATED OFF OF MY TEST,
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:I mean,why would you call the police on him
Avery:To break up your superhero team,he said he has it in his sleep
Cole:Wait,what?
Avery:*sigh*I delivered a box of candies to Chris,which I secretly put ultra sleeping pills in their,so he is going to be sleeping for 3 months,I made Fireman and Clousteau turn into city statues where you guys live,and I made you sleep at the most random and worst times ever,that will happen for the rest of the month,and I made the plane that Redman and Robin are on stop in mid-air,so they are stuck,which makes Batman and Max worried,I got the whole team on right now
Cole:That is smart,but I am not even tired-*snores*
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Avery:And now payback for Spider-Man,I'mma stab YOU
Avery's mom:Honey,let's go swimming
Avery:DAMN IT,coming mom
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Police Man:Don't worry,I just sent the video of the thing on the news
*on the news*
Mayor Malckamoore:Breaking news,Spider-Man is no longer wanted
Mayor Mary:He was never wanted at all because he is ugly
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Mayor Mary:But anyway,take a look at this clip
*they show the clip*
Mayor Malckamoore:And that shows it,He is not a murderer,*sigh*I I wish he was
Mayor Mary:Me too kid,me too
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
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*later when Max lands*
*a police car is rushing and almost runs over Max*
Max:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*screech*
Max:Wait,I'm alive
*he hears screaming in the car*
Max:Wait,Spider-Man?LET HIM GO
Police:No,he is a murderer
*the other police man from Ontario appears*
Police Man:Let him go,he's innocent
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
Max:Wait,what are you doing here?
Police Man:Just doin' my job nationally
Spider-Man:Thank you so much dude,you saved my life
Police Man:No problem
Cole:Guys help,there is this girl named Avery
*he tells him everything which I'm not going to say because I'm to lazy to do it*
Police Man:Where is she,and don't worry,I'll find you new clothes
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Avery:Oh,hi police,why isn't he in jail yet
Max:It's juvie for you young lady,and you just replaced him
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
Avery:What,NO,I'll get you next time
Police Man:Oh,there is no next time,we are putting you in a laser jail
Avery:Well,well,well,how to turn tables
Spider-Man:Thank you,dude,you really are a good friend
*Batman creeps up behind them*
Max:Yeah you are a good friend,Batman told me to make fun of you guys,but you are my friend
Batman:*whispers*Wow,he is a nerd lover
Max:But,You are nerds and I really want to make fun of you so,come on Bonaza and Bazookahead,let's go
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:Wow,I shouldn't be snooping on people,maybe I shouldn't share Chris's diary,well it's too late anyways,well to Max
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*at HQ*
Spider-Man:Home,sweet home*he makes out with the floor*
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
All:EWWWWWWWWW
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:*pretends like he didn't follow them*You know,we walk on that floor,and you poop on that
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:Well our adventure is not done,Red and Robin still have a job to do
Cole:Not to mention their stuck in a plane,our rival team,and our leaders are frozen to statues
Batman:When will this journey end?What adventure is in store for us?Will we ever stop fighting every month?Will we get over the fact that trouble happens every month so we have like 3 weeks to rest a a week to fight?
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:We will have to see on another episodes of The Mysteries
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
Batman:I don't care if we are not in a reality show
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Closing Credits:
#casting
#rookies
#survivor
#stars

                                                             ~Fin~

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