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The Mysteries Season 2 Episode 5:Three TImes Lucky is a Charm TVPG-DL

Mar 11, 2020 by KidDrift76
*Note that I did not just find these fact online,my parents are actually African from the DRC and told me alot about Africa during my childhood and I took Geology classes in Senior year*
Date:2/18/1990
Show:Teletoon
Cast:
Batman as Michael Keaton
Caterina as Catherine O'Hara
Chris as Paul O'Sullivan
Clousteau as Maurcie La Marche
Fireman  as Maurcie La Marche
Mary Dayberman as Carrie Barrett
Max as Micheal D. Cohen
The 3 Morochos as Megan Fahlenbock
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*The plane lands in Algeria*
Fireman:Son.wake up,the eagle has landed
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/dota2-cw-crowd-47671/
Clousteau:Well,do you think they are here?
Fireman:Well do you not think they are here?
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:Because I smell no fire what-so-ever,for there is many tree that are not burnt down,so according to my cauculations,they are not here and therefor,I am going back to sleep
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/dota2-cw-crowd-47671/
Fireman:Uh,I guess we will take the next flight
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*on Fireman's phone*
Chris:*statically*Hello,this is your boss reporting for duty
Max:And Maxine
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:And The Dark Knight
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:I know Maxine,but
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329
Fireman:Who the hell is "The Dark Knight?"
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:Oh long story short,Robin let Batman in the attic to stay with us since he is too popular in America and on the streets
Batman:Plus,I am their fighting trainer,their detective,and I'm partially part of there team
Fireman:Sounds like the real Batman to me
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:Anyways,any new info?
Fireman:Well,Clousteau is on his daily nap again
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:And,we went to 4 countries so far,Algeria,Angola,Benin, and Botswana
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:Great,you got 50 more to go
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
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*they start to fly*
Clousteau:You know,I also wanna learn something about Africa instead of just finding those Morochos
Fireman:I can teach you easily
Clousteau:Woooooooooaa-ho,I didn't mean it like your old days,I don't wanna fall asleep again
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:I mean,I'll make it fun to learn like just like you when you were learning your ABC's
Clousteau:So you mean like a song?
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:No not a-
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:That's not what I meant by teach you,but son,you are sly
*a song starts*
Song:
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/dota2-cw-crowd-47671/
Fireman:Fifty-four things
Fifty-four
Clousteau:Things to see and to explore
Both:In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Fireman:The continent of Africa is deep and long and wide
With 54 countries to keep my song diversified
Clousteau:There's rhythmic beats, new things to eat, and places you can go
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
And every day, a different way that you can say hello
Fireman:For instance, meeng-gah-bou is "howdy-do" when visiting in Ghana
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:Dumela ma is how you say "Hello" inside Botswana
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:The Muslims greet the folks they meet with, "Salaam aleikum"
Clousteau:In the Gambia, Morocco and Sudan's hometown Khartoum
Both:In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
In my Africa
See this when you go
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*people start to look at them awkwardly*
Fireman:Wasn't that good?
Clousteau:Everyone,didn't you like our show?
*on their phone*
Chris:That was so,"fantastic"
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:You guys please NEVER sing that live on Oprah because you will make everyone cheer out loud and break their heads,just PLEASE sing that at Elementary so those retarted kids will DIE
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:Good advice,so Max and Knight,what did you think?
Batman:NEVER call me that
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:Well,uh,that was,bitchin'
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:That was ass
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:Never do that thing again
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*In Morroco*
Fireman:Guess there not here
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:You think?
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:At least let's take a break and let's go enjoy spices
Clousteau:Well,I already took my nap which was my break,so let's go back in that stupid plane,and let's start singing
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:I don't think so
*on the phone*
Max:Hey,I'm taking Geology classes,Clousteau,s can I add "something to it?"
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:Shoot for it
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:Burundi's got the deepest lake and then the highest peak
Juts up from Tanzania just next door to Mozambique
And carving through the continent there flows the mighty Nile
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Past Uganda, Eritrea and... look out! A crocodile!
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:Namibia's wild Skeleton Coast is littered with wrecked ships
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
And Côte d'lvoire has chocolate fields, I love my chocolate chips
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Victoria Falls in Zambia, it makes a mighty sound
Zimbabwe shares the falls as well, there's lots to go around
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Both:In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
In my Africa
Life is all aglow
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:Like I said,still bitchin'
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:You just keep giving it a bad break,just watch me be famous
Fireman:Son,this is the first time that ANYONE is gonna agree with me,but NO ONE LIKES YOUR AFRICAN SONG
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:No,keep it up,because I wanna sing with you
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:Why don't we sing together,on the plane?
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousetau:Okay,I'll tell you when we land
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*in Zimbabwe*
Fireman:Well,they are not here either,and we're STAYING here for the night
Clousteau:Together?Becasuse I don't want to sleep with my dad,I'm only 11
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:I want my virginity until 22,I don't feel like being arrested so sorry
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:Oops,I forgot to bring my condom,you're saved
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:Oh thank goodness,wait,what's a-
*on the phone*
Batman:I wanna sing my song
Clousteau:Okay,here we go
Fireman:Aw man
Max:Aw crap,
Chris:Not this crap again
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Both:In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
In my Africa
Whoa,whoa, whoa
Clousteau:The world's biggest frog is found inside of Cameroon
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
In Chad, the lungfish yawn and wake up when it rains in June
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Gorillas in Rwanda have a hooting sort of speech
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Go to Gabon to see an elephant walk on the beach
Batman:Angola's full of dino bones; museum in the ground
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Libya's got those Roman ruins, the coolest ruins around
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
And Egypt has the pyramids, the Sphinx, and King Tut's tomb
Malawi's got a town called "Livingstonia," I presume
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:Wow,this really makes me wanna kill myself
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:Hey,Chris,you haven't sang with us,sing along
Chris:OH,NO NO NO NO NO NO,HELL TO THE NAH NAH NAH
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:I love this dude,how old are you?
Chris:64
Fireman:Nice to know
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:Well,we're headed off to the DRC tomorrow
Fireman:NO SINGING
Clousteau:KK
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*at the DRC*
Clousteau:Why is there hardly any people here
Fireman:Of course
Clousteau;Wait,i'm trying to think
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:Well think faster,FASTER
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:*gasps*
Fireman:There it is
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:Well let's go find them
*on the phone*
Chris:I can't believe you take like 10 years just to realize they are here
Clousteau:Hey Chriiiiiiiisss
Chris:OH NO
*he hangs up*
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*Clousteau looks at Fireman*
Fireman:No
*Fireman walks away*
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*their phone rings*
Clousteau:So Chris,change your mind?
Fireman:NO CHRIS WHY?
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Morocho #1:Actually,this is your first enemy
Clousteau:It's the Dad-nappers
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:Son,turn around
Clousteau:AH!
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:How did you get our phone number?
Morocho #2:Well we tried to hack the phone company
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Morocho #3:Then we just clicked 000-000-0000 all the way to your phone number and yours was the first one that popped up
Clousteau:Yeah keep talking
Morocho #1:Then,
*Fireman and Clousteau start beating them up*
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/dota2-cw-crowd-47671/
Fireman:Haven't done that in a long time
Clousteau:Yup,feels good
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/dota2-cw-crowd-47671/
Clousteau:Now what do you say,we take these guys with us back to Canada to jail
Fireman:Sure
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/dota2-cw-crowd-47671/
Morochos:No,don't
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*on the phone*
Chris:Nice,you caught them
Clousteau:Hey Chris,I just-
Chris:LALALALALALALALALA
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:I CAN'T HERE YOU,LALALALA
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*on the plane*
*the phone*
Chris:LALALALALALA
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:Sorry pilot tendant,I'll hang up on our sick dog
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:LALALALALA-
*he hangs up*
Fireman:Our dog hasn't had his pills
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:I don't think she understands you,she's from DRC Airlines,which is African
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:Vous ne parlez probablement pas anglais, n'est-ce pas?
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*she nods*
Fireman:J'ai pensé ainsi
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:*sigh*Stupide cul pilote chienne cul putain
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:Ai-je dit ça à haute voix?
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:Vous savez, continuons à parler français pour que nous puissions continuer à insulter nos amis à la maison afin que nous puissions nous amuser et enfin laisser tomber toute notre douleur
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:Puisqu'ils parlent espagnol, oui bien sûr
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:Combien de temps pensez-vous que nous pouvons continuer jusqu'à ce qu'ils le découvrent?
Clousteau:Après avoir chanté cette dernière partie de la chanson, nous allons jusqu'à l'année prochaine jusqu'au 199 jour du Nouvel An
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
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Clousteau:I can't believe they escaped right when we arrived to the police station
Chris:Well maybe,keep your grip next time
Batman:Like a doggie
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:So did you guys have fun in Africa?
Fireman:Yeah,it was good
*Clousteau smiles*
Clousteau:We also learned something new
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:I wish you brought presents,but what the hell did you learn
Fireman:Chris,why?
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:A new language,and a a song
All:Oh no
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
In my Africa
Joy and beauty flow
In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
In my Africa
There's lots of food they grow
The Comoros has the Coelacanth, a prehistoric fish
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
In Congo, they eat mwamba stew, that stew's my favorite dish
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
São Tomé and Príncipe, they like their food with spice
The fish in Mauritius is hot and delicious, it's really very nice
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Sahara in Algeria's a hot and arid land
Vacation in the Seychelles and relax upon the sand
The Madagascar aye-aye taps on trees to find its lunch
If you like grains, then you'll love Mauritania—they munch rice a bunch
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
The farmers out in Kenya, they raise cattle, goats, and hens
And Burkina Faso's called "The Land of Upright Men"
The cotton from Benin is in the clothes we wear to school
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
There's 40 words for "camel" in Somalia—pretty cool!
Hey!
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Bembeya Jazz comes from Guinea
Baobab trees are stout, not skinny
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Ethiopians eat teff, not "potator"
Equatorial Guinea's quite near the equator
One street in South Africa: two Peace Prize winners
In Togo, they eat fufu for dinner
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Senegal's got a pink lake, Mali's got the Blue Men
The folks in Nigeria spice food with cumin
They do. It makes a tasty stew!
Fifty-four things
Fifty-four
Things to see and to explore
In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
The world's biggest frog is found inside of Cameroon
In Chad, the lungfish yawn and wake up when it rains in June
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Gorillas in Rwanda have a hooting sort of speech
Go to Gabon to see an elephant walk on the beach
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Angola's full of dino bones; museum in the ground
Libya's got those Roman ruins, the coolest ruins around
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
And Egypt has the pyramids, the Sphinx, and King Tut's tomb
Malawi's got a town called "Livingstonia," I presume
In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
In my Africa
Joy and beauty flow
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Tunisia's known for gorgeous gates and Swaziland makes glass
From old recycled bottles that the boys and girls amass
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Lesotho's folks don't go outside without their fancy hats
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
The artists in Sierra Leone weave really pretty mats
The tunes they play in Niger, hey! They're vital and alive
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
The Hipco of Liberia, that style's gonna thrive
Cape Verde's got the morna—Man, I dig that swinging beat
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Guinea-Bissau's gumbe just makes me want to stomp my feet
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
In my Africa
It's almost time to go
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
My Africa's an ageless land, I'm glad that you could see
This continent so full of life, you're all my family
And now we leave this loving place, its heartfelt family ties
A warm embrace, a smiling face, a bittersweet goodbye
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
To my Africa
Djibouti, ma-uke ged or rae
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Goodbye, Africa
Somalia, nabad geylo, hey!
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Magic Africa
In the CAR, gue ngzoi! Hey!
Lovely Africa
D.R.C., reviens, s'il vous plâit!
Mighty Africa
Western Sahara, Masalam! Oh, yay!
In my Africa
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/small-crowd-applause/
*closing credits*
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*During credits*
All:Fifty-four things
Fifty-four
Things to see and to explore
Chorus:

In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa

I:
The continent of Africa is deep and long and wide
With 54 countries to keep my song diversified
There's rhythmic beats, new things to eat, and places you can go
And every day, a different way that you can say hello
For instance, meeng-gah-bou is "howdy-do" when visiting in Ghana
Dumela ma is how you say "Hello" inside Botswana
The Muslims greet the folks they meet with, "Salaam aleikum"
In the Gambia, Morocco and Sudan's hometown Khartoum
Chorus:

In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
In my Africa
See this when you go

II:
Burundi's got the deepest lake and then the highest peak
Juts up from Tanzania just next door to Mozambique
And carving through the continent there flows the mighty Nile
Past Uganda, Eritrea and... look out! A crocodile!
Namibia's wild Skeleton Coast is littered with wrecked ships
And Côte d'lvoire has chocolate fields, I love my chocolate chips
Victoria Falls in Zambia, it makes a mighty sound
Zimbabwe shares the falls as well, there's lots to go around
Chorus:

In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
In my Africa
Life is all aglow
Chorus:

In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
In my Africa
There's lots of food they grow

III:
The Comoros has the Coelacanth, a prehistoric fish
In Congo, they eat mwamba stew, that stew's my favorite dish
São Tomé and Príncipe, they like their food with spice
The fish in Mauritius is hot and delicious, it's really very nice
Sahara in Algeria's a hot and arid land
Vacation in the Seychelles and relax upon the sand
The Madagascar aye-aye taps on trees to find its lunch
If you like grains, then you'll love Mauritania—they munch rice a bunch
The farmers out in Kenya, they raise cattle, goats, and hens
And Burkina Faso's called "The Land of Upright Men"
The cotton from Benin is in the clothes we wear to school
There's 40 words for "camel" in Somalia—pretty cool!
Hey!

IV:
Bembeya Jazz comes from Guinea
Baobab trees are stout, not skinny
Ethiopians eat teff, not "potator"
Equatorial Guinea's quite near the equator
One street in South Africa: two Peace Prize winners
In Togo, they eat fufu for dinner
Senegal's got a pink lake, Mali's got the Blue Men
The folks in Nigeria spice food with cumin
They do. It makes a tasty stew!
Fifty-four things
Fifty-four
Things to see and to explore
Chorus:

In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa

V:
The world's biggest frog is found inside of Cameroon
In Chad, the lungfish yawn and wake up when it rains in June
Gorillas in Rwanda have a hooting sort of speech
Go to Gabon to see an elephant walk on the beach
Angola's full of dino bones; museum in the ground
Libya's got those Roman ruins, the coolest ruins around
And Egypt has the pyramids, the Sphinx, and King Tut's tomb
Malawi's got a town called "Livingstonia," I presume
Chorus:

In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
In my Africa
Joy and beauty flow

VI:
Tunisia's known for gorgeous gates and Swaziland makes glass
From old recycled bottles that the boys and girls amass
Lesotho's folks don't go outside without their fancy hats
The artists in Sierra Leone weave really pretty mats
The tunes they play in Niger, hey! They're vital and alive
The Hipco of Liberia, that style's gonna thrive
Cape Verde's got the morna—Man, I dig that swinging beat
Guinea-Bissau's gumbe just makes me want to stomp my feet
Chorus:

In my Africa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
In my Africa
It's almost time to go

VII:
My Africa's an ageless land, I'm glad that you could see
This continent so full of life, you're all my family
And now we leave this loving place, its heartfelt family ties
A warm embrace, a smiling face, a bittersweet goodbye
Chorus:

To my Africa
Djibouti, ma-uke ged or rae
Goodbye, Africa
Somalia, nabad geylo, hey!
Magic Africa
In the CAR, gue ngzoi! Hey!
Lovely Africa
D.R.C., reviens, s'il vous plâit!
Mighty Africa
Western Sahara, Masalam! Oh, yay!
In my Africa

                                                           [SCENE]
#casting
#OOFERGANG
#rookies
#survivor
#stars
#hunger
#TheMysteries

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