Date:6/16/1989
Show:Teletoon
Cast:
Fireman as Maurcie La Marche
Clousteau as Maurcie la Marche
Chris as Paul O'Sullivan
Figure as Frankie Grande
Spider-Man as Eric Bouza
Cole as Andrew Francis
Donovann as Jaun Chioran
Troyke as Jaun Chioran
Mayor Malckamoore as Sean Cullen
Robin as Brian Drummond
Redman as Trevor Devall
Super Boy as Jaun Choiran
Police Man as Geroge Gaynes
Max as Micheal D. Cohen.
Prisoner as Jim Carrey
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*At the jail*
Cole:I can't believe you had to pit that knife in your hands when you have the butterfingers
Spider-Man:Sorry guys
Clousteau:And to get us into this crap
Redman:Now we have juvenile record thanks to you
Robin:Now,we're definetly gonna jump you https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*Clousteau's phone rings*
Clousteau:Oh,I forgot to give them my phone
Robin:Keep it
Clousteau:What up yo, https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Fireman:Son,it's me
Clousteau:It Fireman
Fireman:I heard you are in juive
Clousteau:Yup
Fireman:Well,tonight,there is a karaoke place at that juive you guys are at,find a song to sing to distract everyone,and when the song is ending,sneak out
*at the yard,people are trying to jump Spider-Man,then at dinner,until the karaoke*
*A prisoner sings a song*
Prisoner:We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world
We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Police:Good job now we have a ad,come on our clown to entertain these inmates
*In the Police Office*
Police:So what do you want?
Spider-Man:We want to sing a song,to thank you guys for your hard work
Redman:And have other Inmates dance with us?
Police:I think I can cut you in some how through this comercial,only if you can do this 1 minute skit
Cole:Okay,where are the lines
*at the stage*
Cole and Spider-Man:You know I flaunt cha, cause' girl I really want cha
Cole:And you looking nice, got me cooler than a bag of ice https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Both:Now freeze, freeze, freeze,
Cole:Now go
Spider-Man:Drop it fast and move it real slow,
Both:Oh!What? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:You smell so fruity
*Spider-Man nods his head* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:Sing the next line
Spider-Man:I can't
Cole:Why not?
Spider-Man:It's dirty https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
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Theme(Character singing theme):
Police:Now,it's time for some other Inmates to sing a song to thank us Policeman for our hard work,and have other inmates dance with them https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Spider-Man:Hello Toronto
*They are live*
Fireman:That's my son,and our group
Chris:There they are
Spider-Man:We are here to sing to honor the policemen's work just to thank them
Chris:You mean the police that got them in jail? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
When I had you to myself
I didn't want you around
Those pretty faces always made you
All:Stand out in a crowd
Cole:But someone picked you from the bunch
One glance was all it took
Now it's much too late for me
All:To take a second look
Spider-Man:Oh, baby, give me one more chance https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
All:(To show you that I love you)
Cole:Won't you please let me
All:Back in your heart
Clousteau:Oh, darling, I was blind to let you go
*they start to get off they stage and walk to the concrete for more space*
All:(Let you go baby)
Redman:But now since I see you in his arms
All:(I want you back)
Clousteau:Yes, I do now
All:(I want you back)
Robin:ooh ooh, baby
All:(I want you back)
Cole:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All:(I want you back)
Spider-Man:Now, now, now, now
Trying to live without your love
Is one long sleepless night
Let me show you girl
All:That I know wrong from right
Robin:Every street you walk on
I leave tear stains on the ground
Following the girl
I didn't even want around
All:(Let me show you now)
Spider-Man:Oh, baby, give me one more chance
All:(To show you that I love you)
Cole:Won't you please let me
All:Back in your heart
Clousteau:Oh, darling, I was blind to let you go
All:(Let you go baby)
Robin:But now since I see you in his arms
Redman:(Ohh)
All:(bum, bum, bum, bum-buh-bum, bum) https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
(Bum, bum, bum, bum-buh-bum, bum)
(Bum, bum, bum, bum-buh-bum, bum)
(Bum, bum, bum, bum-buh-bum, bum)
Cole and Spider-Man: ah, buh bum, bum, bum
All:(Bum, bum, bum, bum-buh-bum, bum)
Redman and Robin:ah, buh bum, bum, bum
Spider-Man:All I want
All:(Bum, bum, bum, bum-buh-bum, bum) ah, buh bum, bum, bum
Cole:All I need
All:(Bum, bum, bum, bum-buh-bum, bum) ah, buh bum, bum, bum
Clousteau:All I want
(Bum, bum, bum, bum-buh-bum, bum) ah, buh bum, bum, bum
Redman and Robin:All I need https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
Robin:Oh, just one more chance
Redman:To show that I love you
Robin:Baby
Redman:(baby)
Robin:Baby
Redman:(baby)
Robin:Baby
Redman:(baby) https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*Note that the laugh track started because it looked like they were making it sound like they were gay for each other*
Robin:Oh, baby I was blind to let you go
But now since I see you it is all
All:(I want you back)
Clousteau:Spare me of this cause
Cole:Get back what I lost
*Someone twirls on their head* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
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*They start to fight who they say they would take as Chris hides and Figure and Max stand and watch those noobs*
Max:Noobs https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*Fireman and Clousteau finish fighting and move on to Figure,then everyone else does,but turn out to be trash*
Figure:They finish,now it's my time to shine
*they start to fight*
Fireman:This is hard
*he throws all 6 of them to the ground*
All:Ow
Redman:Why does this Max ass not do anything,unless he is lazy https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Figure:Why call us names is Clousteau is the one where ass can fit in https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Clousteau:What?
Figure:Yeah,I said it,Jackass https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/ https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
Redman:Look dude,why are you wanting to get tortured by this criminal?
Robin:Max,listen to us,this bad guy is using you,and you better see that he is using you to become lazy so he doesn't use all the work,you are fishing for him,put yourself in our shoes
Figure:Don't listen to them
*figure clicks on a button that affects blood pressure of the six*
All:Ow,it hurts
*Max jumps and kicks the remote out of Figures hand,but presses a boutton that starts to mess with his*
Max:AHH,I feel your pain
Figure:No,what are you doing,you picked the wrong side to be on
Max:No,you did
*Max,jumps up and kicks the Figure's projectile mask of*
*Max clicks the button to stop all the blood pressure pain from all of them*
Figure:You Class of the Fighting Titans beat me again.I'll get you next time,or next year https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
*Chris come out of his office*
Chris:Um,
Max:I'll say it myself,I wanna join the team https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
Chris:Okay
Max:I know about the elevator
Chris:Your hero name can be Steal
Max:Max Steal,nice,my name is Max by the way so that's why I did the reference
Chris:For some guide line rules,first Fireman is our team capitan only because is old enough and doesn't have school so he can be here all day.You must tell your parents and teachers that you got an afterschool job from me.Fire and Clousteau are partners,Spider and Cole are,and Red and Robin are.Clousteau is capitan assistance,i'm guessing you know there secret ID's and family,and our team name is Class of the Fighting Titans
Max:Dude,too much info https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:Now repeat after me,I
Max:I
Chris:Am now become a hero
Max:Am now becoming a hero
Chris:I will never do anything bad
Max:I will never do anything bad
Chris:And I will risk my life for people's lives and keep Ontario safe from danger
Max:And I will risk my life for people's lives and keep Ontario safe
Chris:I shall kick badguy's asses and anything bad's asses https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
*He glares at him*
*He stares back*
*Max quickly says it*
Max:I shall kick badguy's asses and anything bad's asses https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Chris:And I will never tell anyone we are undercover to fight bad guys
Max:And I will never tell anyones we are undercover to fight bad guys
Chris:It is done https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
Max:It is done https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-clap/
Robin:We should celebrate,yo
Fireman:How?
Max:By dancing and making a intro for an ad,duh https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/ https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-clap/
*closing credits*
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Ad:
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Song:
Dialogue:
When alien opens hand to show all seven characters,Chris is doing that
It shows these characters in order:Fireman,Clousteau,Cole,Spider-Man,Redman,Robin,and Max
First is Fireman:Fire in background,he is smiling at camera,side bar says Fireman as Maurcie La Marche
Next is Clousteau:Water in background,he bangs fist as sign for the friendly middle finger,it says Clousteau as Maurcie la Marche
Then Cole:Swords in back,he is doing multiple back flips,says
科尔饰演安德鲁·弗朗西斯（Andrew Francis）
*Kē ěr shìyǎn āndélǔ·fúlǎngxīsī (Andrew Francis)*
Spider-Man:Webs in back,jumping from place to place like a money,says Spider-Man as Eric Bouza
Redman:Red in back,lifting weights,says Redman as Trevor Devall
Robin:Teen Titans in back,he is twirling a baton,says Robin as Brian Drummond
Max:Shows Joey Tribiani in the back of all his how you doin's,he is surfing his hands through his hair,says Max as Micheal D. Cohen
While other stuff is happening is shows
Chris as Paul O'Sullivan
Mayor Malckamoore as Sean Cullen
Figure as Frankie Grande
Donovann as Jaun Chioran
Troyke as Jaun Chioran
Super Boy as Jaun Choiran
The 3 Moruchos as Megan Fahlenbock
Caterina as Catherine O'Hara
and Joseph's dad as Donald Sutherland while the background of the wacky adventure they are gonna go through in season 2 and 3
It show Class of the Fighting Titans: then The Mysteries slides under that title,then causes the title to smash too hard and break https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-clap/ #casting #OOFERGANG #rookies #survivor #stars #hunger #TheMysteries
