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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

For every point

7thFeb 23, 2014 by JakemanB
I'll reveal something I hate about this site

0. ALGORITHM

1. Match3
2. All the bright colours
3. The colour levels aren't in rainbow order
4. Frookies
5. When people brag about stars
6. The colour level Brown
7. The colour level Dark Green
8. Snakebites
9. Not saving challenge scores
10. Fastings drama
11. Non-reciprocal friends
12. Not being able to upload most pictures as my blog pic
13. Not being able to post a link to a pic
14. .es and .br trolls
15. PhillipA's existence
16. When I can't talk about BBUS
17. When I can't talk about BBCAN
18. When I can't talk about Survivor
19. When I can only talk about BBUK
20. "You're ugly"
21. "You're fat"
22. The TV star gif
23. Having 0 mails
24. Having 1 spam mail
25. Having 1+ spam mails
26. Gift giveaway losses
27. Skype games stop
28. Zachboy967
29. Most Loved
30. Join my fastings charity
31. I can't even make a charity anytime soon
32. Missing other's charities
33. Only -1 on designs?
34. The challenges
35. The stress on getting good scores in challenges
36. Stoke the fire I fucking dare you
37. Inkread will eventually take over this site, actually that's not so bad
38. Definitely not MBD, that shit's rad
39. WE CAN'T BE EXPLICIT ANYMORE?
40. You lied, we can still be explicit
41. Why can't everybody be as nice as Thumper91?
42. Sold Out Sold Out Sold Out
43. Just hurry up and pass her on the HoF
44. I can't leave this site help
45. I'm not joining your skype calls leave me alone
46. Selective plussing
47. My own blogs
48. Most designs being female
49. Genderfakers
50. CUTE WEAVE THO
51. The ugly ass white-nose
52. That was my fucking key
53. Any PYN that hasn't taken off
54. I suppose I have to put coreyants here somewhere
55. Actives
56. Not having enough T$ to bet
57. Whiny bitches
58. Backstabbing bitches
59. Whiny bitches blogging about backstabbing bitches
60. Bitches
61. Most of you are middle-class teenagers, not superstars
62. PrinceBacon - 2 days
63. Utsumi's Japanese username contradicting his British background contradicting his home country
64. GIFT ME ON ZWOOP THO
65. Don't blog at the same time as me
66. You didn't invite me to your blog chain?
67. How eye-catching johneh's avi is
68. The fact that I've only actually had 5 conversations with the 1000+ mails I have
69. What's the fuss about this number?
70. You all know too much about celebrities
71. Make your mind up already: Katy Perry, Beyonce or Britney Spears?
72. Most of us don't have lives and laugh at each other about it
73. How smart RobertGuajardo is :(
74. LEAVE COURTNEY_ ALONE :((((
75. There are not enough funny Tumblr pictures
76. Being indecisive about Frats
77. Do none of you play EM?!
78. MileyTwerk thinks I'm Asian
79. People who plus this blog, I can't think of much more
80. People neg all of my active blogs
81. People call me a blog whore
82. People state the obvious
83. Most Stars casts
84. QUICK EVERYONE, CAST ASSESSMENT
85. Ireland, don't plus my spam-blogs, they'll be deleted soon
86. I'm sorry LeXXXy, I love you, but so much SWEARINGGGGGGGGGGG
87. Steel isn't gay
88. Steel isn't gay for Gaiaphage
89. 1 vote, -6 points
90. When people post song lyrics for their shops
91. When people alert others that they're getting a shop
92. When their shops don't make the cut
93. Nobody will explain THG to me
94. No explicit content, yet there's a mouth design leaking 'yoghurt' available on the site
95. Tengaged 0 mins ago [KEY:COLLECT]
96. Waiting for bets to come in
97. When bets aren't doubled
98. When bets aren't even returned jfc
99. The fact that I have to list over 100 points I hate about this site
100. People who can't comprehend sarcasm
101. Minie's huge group chat with scary relevant people that I'm afraid will -15 my life
102. ALL of your tastes in music
103. Cromatique's games are fun, but the poll spam I see on a daily basis is just...
104. "I'm in class but I'm on Tengaged on my phone"
105. "This means I can't plus your spam sorry"
106. People who assume I'm a multi
107. How half of the amusing usernames are banned (#Fuck, #Bitch etc.)
108. How half of the amusing usernames EXIST
109. White level's colour doesn't show up on the blogs page
110. White level neggers
111. Yellow level neggers
112. Rowdy Yellow level neggers
113. WOAH IS IT NEG DAY NO SHIT
114. Crookies DC taking so long
115. On tengaged, past my bedtime
116. Anybody on here who has a higher Flappy Bird score than me
117. Anybody on here who can't get past 4 on Flappy Bird
118. ask.fm advertisements
119. My designs are revolutionary so why don't you plus them?
120. 1000 T$ designs
121. People who can sing better than me
122. People who obsess over British people
123. Any number name ever
124. I'm looking at you Dustin24688642
125. And you, tonym101101
126. When I find one of justwannasayhi's blogs that don't have the title "JustWannaSay"
127. When DC hates me
128. OVERALL I HATE DRAMA, it's such a terrible thing and we should all be happy for realz definitely :)
129. Not getting HoH
130. Getting HoH
131. Not getting POV
132. When that asshole gets it instead
133. Algo'd out SOZ M8
134. labobble
135. That SWEETY Malibu (jk)
136. 2nd place
137. Do any of you even watch anime?
138. It's k bro I'm sure you'll get gifted someday now shut up
139. Losing the will to post an inside joke on the blogs page
140. TheEclipse beat me in Wordner, WELL PUMMEL MY VAGINA AND CALL ME SAMANTHA
141. The entirety of the 'Relevance' system
142. Hey cool vlog did you record that on a toaster?
143. Top trending for all the wrong reasons
144. UGH NOMMED IN STARS AGAIN SAVE ME LOVERS
145. Sop stories
146. Real sop stories that I commented "oh please" on and now I feel bad
147. Fake sop stories that I commented "oh please" on and now I feel bad
148. My username
149. Any long username ever *cough* ThatKoolKidOverThere
150. Should I know who Janelle is?
151. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS
152. Actually don't I'm scared I'll end up like you
153. "I hate you, you nommed me in frooks"
154. Pointless mail in frooks so that you can ask them for an alliance and they can call you out for being scummy
155. How creepy Maplestory's profile is
156. How shitty all of the ads look
157. People who use ads to correctly advertise and not throw shade
158. levonini's avi
159. Any skin design that has no ears
160. Starflakes
161. Lagging on Starflakes
162. The technique for doing good in Starflakes
163. YOU PICKED THE MILLION!
164. Getting "idk you" on an opinion rate
165. When you all type in different languages after using Google Translate to sound intelligent
166. Most of your terrible handwriting on the collage
167. Any KPG below 3
168. "We can't be seen in public"
169. "I got 200th comment", although I'm a hypocrite when it comes to this point
170. Hypocrites
171. Oh look we're back to phillipA
172. That final PM in fastings after backstabbing: "Bye bitch"
173. The fact that most of the logos for any game is just a crappy font copied from PowerPoint or Word
174. Yes Canada, work those Olympic medals, we don't care
175. My attention span when it comes to watching some of your blogs
176. My attention span when it comes to alliances in any game ever
177. Ireland needs nipples on his avi
178. Tenacious Tengagers premades
179. Is it Tengagers or Tengageders? wtf.
180. "OUTBID ME IN THE AUCTION PLS"
181. Any reference I don't understand
182. Waiting for games to fill
183. Getting overwhelmingly anxious when it does fill
184. "Pick my deal case" (5 minutes later) "I PICKED THE MILLION STRAIGHT AFTER FUCK YOU"
185. Maze
186. How simple GuitarOD is, yet how terrible it sounds
187. How low-quality ANY Guitar challenge sounds
188. When GuitarOD repeats half way through the song
189. How loud I laugh whenever I see Olympia's blog picture
190. Bankrupt in WOF
191. "You have locked in your votes for today." oh god
192. "Same"
193. How half of you probably had no idea this existed: http://www.tengaged.com/play
194. Who needs ads when you can just post links in blogs wtf?
195. I CAN'T JOIN SCODERK YET
196. Anybody who compares M3 to Indian Jewels
197. This website has no themes for special holidays like Halloween or Christmas
198. When you change the title of your blog and it changes the entire link so you spend hours spamming the wrong link
199. People who just aren't hella
200. There are now 200 here
201. Not getting 100% at the end of a Casting
202. "Oh no snow day guess I'll be spending the day home"
203. People who just refuse to attend school
204. When people post porn, everyone else treats it like some absolutely outrageous thing, and even if it is, they've all probably clicked the link to later go and watch porn themselves.
205. 'Grammar Nazis'
206. People who can't grammar
207. The amount of shirtless pictures posted on here
208. The amount of FAT shirtless pictures posted on here
209. Gifs that just don't fit
210. Every single crazy-ass name thought up for Survivor tribes
211. Do any of you even know where half of these Survivor locations are?
212. [3-4] you're evicted
213. [3-4] you're not evicted, assholes don't vote me
214. Pro designer, designs backgrounds
215. "Can u not"
216. "Big Miss Steak"
217. How much I cringe whenever I see people turn off their webcam at the end of a vlog pulling literally the most depressed face ever
218. Etienne, smile :)
219. How I wasn't involved in the BioDork incident, it'd probably be best if I couldn't access this site it's ruining my life
220. How this site ruins EVERYONE'S lives
221. Why is it even called 'Tengaged'? It sounds boring
222. One Pokemon hoodie, obsessed with Pokemon
223. #2ndSkinToneDay
224. Overly dramatic backgrounds
225. Rainbow eyes wtf
226. Cute filter list bro
227. "UNFILTER ME RIGHT NOW"
228. People who just don't understand why the Filter list exists
229. #ExcessiveHashtagging
230. Competitive spamming for HoH
231. Triple-posting
232. Strange blog concepts
233. PICS WON'T POST PICS WON'T POST
234. Similar usernames
235. Any BB username ever
236. Any survivor username ever
237. Couldn't think of more colours, Rando?
238. How unrealistic any rank after black looks
239. How Tengaged_Moderation hasn't commented yet
240. And has a long name
241. How you can only trend 30 names on a blog
242. How small the 'Delete blog' button is
243. The irritating amount of white all over the page
244. How hideously basic the font is when typing mails
245. How desperate you all are to get into THG or Stars
246. How Tengaged tries to bribe you into joining Stars at an ever-so-slightly later time by lowering the price .1T$ by .1T$
247. How much you've plussed this blog
248. How only like 4 people have negged it
249. How I cannot express the things I love about Tengaged
250. 1 vote, 0 points
251. People who are too lazy to write "Honest" and write tbh
252. Any blog titled "PYN for a tbh"
253. No eyebrows
254. Egghead avis
255. Evicted first in a charity
256. Re-reading your older blogs
257. Hating your past-self
258. Late comebacks
259. FREEZE!
260. The tag #HatersAreMyMotivators
261. The people on my filter list
262. People with their birth year in their username
263. Typo in username make it stop
264. The ugly blue box that appears around the Tengaged logo when you get a 404 error
265. Do you really need those Jail Bars?
266. I'm With Stupid design pointing at me
267. Bag-over-head designs being gifted
268. When I see a TV star with 30 points on their blog
269. Max size for a pic is only 200kb >:C
270. Blood level is probably the most good-looking colour level but it's so far away
271. The shop won't reveal higher colour levels until you reach black
272. When I see my friends reach Silver level
273. When I struggle to organize my friends list
274. When people don't return their placement I gave him on their friends list
275. When I have to keystalk
276. When others keystalk better than me
277. Spamming for Auctions in general
278. There will always be a motherfucker on this site somewhere making fun of your appearance
279. HEY TENGAGED IT'S DaniD
280. I want that fucking Calendar give it to me
281. Being unable to delete a blog
282. Having made that blog in the first place
283. Getting BANNED
284. Looking at your profile with BANNED/REMOVED
285. Looking at all of the friends you could get rid of when you get unbanned
286. Does nobody used T$? You all write Ts whyyyyy
287. Watching your KPG drop

Comments

+11, spill the beans Jake
Sent by Ireland,Feb 23, 2014
you actually did it LOL JakemanB
Sent by Ireland,Feb 23, 2014
37. Inkread will eventually take over this site, actually that's not so bad

LOL < 3
Sent by Inkread,Feb 23, 2014
awwww < 3
Sent by Thumper91,Feb 23, 2014
plussed
Sent by Minie,Feb 23, 2014
124 is damn annoying
dustin24688642
Sent by TheBlackDog,Feb 23, 2014
88. Steel isn't gay for Gaiaphage

Oh
Sent by Gaiaphage,Feb 23, 2014
inkread is a judgemental bitch
So I doubt
Sent by Jinxh,Feb 23, 2014
149. Any long username ever *cough* ThatKoolKidOverThere

MY USERNAME IS SO SIMPLE THOUGH
Sent by ThatKoolKidOverThere,Feb 23, 2014
15. PhillipA's existence
Sent by Dancefloorparty,Feb 23, 2014
Aww thanks JakemanB ! I love this blog!
Sent by Courtney_,Feb 23, 2014
You're a bit ahead. But, lol at PrinceBacon being gone for TWO days now.
Sent by cancanpiano,Feb 23, 2014
It got heavily negged cancanpiano.
Sent by Ireland,Feb 23, 2014
Oh LOLLLL
Sent by cancanpiano,Feb 23, 2014
this is actually awesome
Sent by aimers,Feb 24, 2014
123. Any number name ever

Oh =(
Sent by magge555550101,Feb 24, 2014
178. Tenacious Tengagers premades

Oh =(
Sent by magge555550101,Feb 24, 2014
Okay best blog ever.
Sent by AndThenThereWasOne,Feb 24, 2014
aww thanks '67. How eye-catching johneh's avi is
JakemanB
maybe i'll gift you it someday :P
Sent by Johneh,Feb 24, 2014
134. labobble BAM MOTHER FUCKERS
Sent by labobble,Feb 24, 2014

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