And I’ll rate your Tengaged profile page on a scale of 1–10. I feel very passionate and qualified to be giving feedback on this pressing topic.
abstractjay - Ehhh it was a little boring. I’m not against posting milestones on your profile, but I think you have too many. Like you have 5000+ karma, you don’t need to tell us your highest Fastings placement. I wish there was more personality in this profile because right now it’s screaming resident Tengaged gamebot. 5/10.
Lights - Simple but effective. The gif is punchy and in your face and really sets the tone for the rest of the journey. I wish you had chosen a better RV song but otherwise I wouldn’t change a thing. 9/10.
Heavenlee - It’s a minimalist approach. The gif you’ve chosen adds some whimsy to the profile. I think too many of these types of gifs would be painful to go through but one is cute. It’s inoffensive and simply fine. 7/10.
ARTPOP2 - The lesbian Hatsune Miku moodboard was everything I needed to see. 10/10.
BbDamian - This is a better way of noting important Tengaged milestones. Adding just a few of the most important ones is the best route to go imo. The list of tengagers you’ve met is actually kind of wild. This gives me just enough information without being overwhelming. 8/10.
survivorworld33 - Most users don’t brag about the designs they’ve spammed into auctions, and the fact that you dedicated a section of your blog to the ONE and ONLY design on the list is kind of taking me out. Also not you adding “evicted to flavor” after your one Stars loss. Bitter juror teas. The oddball stats add some personality to this otherwise simple profile. 8/10.
Thnksfrthmmrs - I definitely agree with you that this username is certainly better than your old one, even if this reference is hella outdated now. I’m gonna tell you right now that I ain’t clicking on all those videos, and I don’t think anyone else who stumbles upon here will be either. They look cute from the thumbnails though. 8/10.
VanitySmurf - I mean the gif certainly makes sense so go off I guess. Sometimes I cringe when I see people record the stats for every group game they’ve ever played, but I like how you only chose the ones you placed well in. I would probably still narrow this list down just a smidge. Another inoffensive one. 7/10.
Marktint_1 - Not watching the video, but it looks… interesting. The SpongeBob gif is very classy and adds an element of sophistication. The video could change this rating, but for now 9/10.
EEstrada17 - Yes, I am. The yellow Power Ranger is kind of a fierce reference for the brand of your profile. She’s a great ambassador and I hope she’s getting her royalties from the numbers she must be pulling here. This is a good blend of stats and personality, but fix whatever image that isn’t working. That is the only blemish to an otherwise good profile. 8/10.
Phenomanimal - I understand that we’ve built a ton of memories on this site and want somewhere to store them, but like I definitely ain’t reading decade old Skype logs. I would feature a few of your favorite ones on your profile and then put the rest of them on one of your oldest blogs for when you feel like reminiscing. 6/10.
boyfriend - This profile transcends reality. There is a craftsmanship to this profile that goes unmatched. You are in a league of your own. 10/10.
Yawnha - I feel like this is the best distribution we’ve seen so far of stats, gifs, and recapturing memories. The gif on your profile is a bold choice, but I respect it. Pretty solid. 9/10.
coreyants - Initially I was like “okay everything’s pretty typical so far” but when we got to the stats of what I’m assuming are Skype/Discord games… Bitch what kind of game is called “pink box” and why are there SIXTY seasons of it??? It’s really taking me out. 7/10.
turkeylover - Bitch the way I was tagging you and almost typed in @turkeyleecurtis instead. You have successfully BRANDED yourself, and I’m loving this new journey you are going through with your profile. You just changed your profile’s gif recently but it brings a certain sinister energy to the page. It says everything I need to know. 9/10
Olympia - Very simple and cohesive. It’s referential and gives me a solid base for who you are. This makes me intrigued to want to know more about Pia Ripley, even if the gif tells me otherwise. 9/10.
And I’ll rate your Tengaged profile page on a scale of 1–10. I feel very passionate and qualified to be giving feedback on this pressing topic.