I used to call myself "The Doctor Of Sleeping Patterns" and "The Master Of Sleeping Patterns" but I think I'm losing my touch. Just like I used to be the best Stars player here but lost my spot to corey1 who came closest to matching my record, I've lost my touch on sleeping patterns.
I haven't even stayed up past like 8pm in the past fortnight, which makes things really depressing and difficult for me, hours such as 2am were infact the highlight of my life and I can no longer live for them.
Instead I'm on MSN at half 5 in the mornin with Ryan, and we just play cod until it's about 4pm.
[07:33:59] Marty <3 Cassy: like dav i'm sorry
[07:34:01] Marty <3 Cassy: I love you to death
[07:34:10] Marty <3 Cassy: but sometimes I just believe you loev penis
[07:34:13] Marty <3 Cassy: and I hope and hope
[07:34:15] Marty <3 Cassy: that you do
10. Richpaca
Gay written all over him. Listens to Tori Amos, Regina Spektor and All Saints like there's no tomorra, and watches ANTM.
9. KingMac
Top gay, top respect. Loves boys, loves men. Loves The Hills, loves Spencer Pratt. Loves fashion, loves being a diva.
8. xAdam93x
Made a massive blog complaining about homophobia, who does that if they're straight.
7. WillyEx
Has been known to say stuff like "amg" and is just a massive ponce in general, making Lady GaGa designs for his shop etc. Top gay.
6. Patrick7893
Gay written all over his face, worra disgrace. He said Ryan Potter had lovely sparkling eyes, and always calls me a top looker. "No homo" doesn't grant you immunity from being a lover of cock.
5. surstromming
"I'm not gay, I just have about 30 mancrushes" is his motto, even though his main man crush is Nestor Carbonell aka Richard Alpert of Lost fame, and who doesn't fancy him. Also been known to get dead gay over certain music lark Coldplay and MC Paul O H.
4. AndyShields
Known he was gay ever since we were in Stars 19 and he asked me what toenail varnish he should use.
3. Ryan Potter (GerryAtrick)
Top beaut, goes on the beds all the time, gets his haircut more times than I have a bath, and fancies Josh Holloway aka Sawyer of Lost fame, aswell as David Bowie. Somethin' must be seriously wrong with this fella.
2. Joel Michaelson (BigBadBazil)
Has been known to say that Brad Pitt was "sexy as hell" in Inglorious Basterds and further confirmed his gayness when he requested to be pen pals with Ryan Potter and also said "i fink we wud go for dinner".