and I will tell u why u got expelled from high school
zachbbs - you didn't do ur math homework and ur teacher yelled at you so you threw her out the classroom window (third floor)
DaddyDev - you were eating dog food or some shit and another kid told you to put it away and you said NO. I am eating. and kicked her right in the pussy
Chrysler - you had sex with your trig teacher and he betrayed you by taking photos of your inner cooch and stapling them to all the lockers so everyone found out you fucked
Heavinni - you were fat and all the kids laughed at you so one day while everyone was swimming in the school pool you belly flopped off the diving board and killed everyone who was in the pool
Thumper91 - repeatedly queefing in class even though the teacher asked you to stop multiple times
Jenna2010 - a middle schooler said you smell like fish so the next day you wore cleats to school and punted him across the playground
BengalBoy - you fingered the english teacher under her desk and she moaned and got the whole classroom's attention
purplebb4 - watching porn in the school library without headphones
ParvatiS - the principal asked you to stop running in the hallway and you promptly responded with "fuck off you old cunt before i fuckstart your face and invert your cock, harold!"
CalebDaBoss - you flirted with the elderly janitor against his will so he reported you to the administrative team
