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Frank (BB14) Sep 6, 2012: Mwahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Finally, my prayers have been answered! The Quack Pack has killed the Frankenstein! I have absolutely hated Frank since the preseason interviews, when I thought he was too cocky and arrogant and I was right! The man has been a freaking zombie (not a zombie like Dan coming from his own funeral, but that is a different story!) though constantly coming off of the block. Frankfurter survived the block 5 times and was evicted the 6th! What pisses me off about him especially isn't the fact that he tried to be a part of the most annoying alliance ever (Chilltown), but the fact that he would have been evicted Week #3 if the game wasn't reset! So, instead of getting 12th (like he should've) he got 7th (at least he didn't win the whole thing).
So, let's look at Captain Dipcrap from a life stand point. The man acts like he has no job, but it is probably, because he is rich being the son of a major pro wrestler. He says he is a big BB fan (I'm not buying it). He acts super confident in himself (a.k.a. vain, cocky, asinine, etc.) and I do not like him! Anyways, he has done pretty well in competitions this season here are Frank's Big Brother 14 stats:

HoH: 3
POV: 3

Frank has succeeded in competitions and that is the one thing I will give him credit for in this game! Little Ian screwed Frank over though by winning HoH putting Frank vs. Jenn on the block and getting Dan (who won the POV) to use it on Jenn! Jenn get's off of the block and get's replaced by Joe. So, the final nominees are Frank vs Joe with the final vote turning out 3 to 1 and Frank getting evicted! The thing is though the time has finally (cannot stress that anymore), FINALLY come that Julie Chen announced FRANK YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED FROM THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE! As, anyone reading my blog should know I am not a Frank fan and him getting evicted has made my year! So, love him, hate him, I really don't care this is my blog on him so it is my opinion, plus if you want, if you don't want...
Anyways,
Choirwolf; Points: 23 4 comments
Britney (BB12 & BB14) Aug 31, 2012: I am not going to lie I am not sure if I am more sad that I have to write this blog or that I had to write Janelle’s, because like Janelle, Britney was such a great Big Brother personality. We first saw Britney on BB12 and we know she made the season with her crazy diary rooms, her witty personality, and her altogether AWESOMENESS! I wish that she would have actually won something this season instead of sticking to Shane like a leech (then again so is Danielle).
I have liked Britney since BB12 and I just want to say that she is a gorgeous lady. I feel like since her first season she has grown-up, she has gotten married and she has just seemed to have a little bit of a personality change in the sense of maturity level. What screwed her over this game was Jenn “City” (who just decided to play the game) and the rotten carrot…. Frank. This week started with Frank winning the stupid Head of Household competition again. Then he makes a genius move by nominating Dan against Danielle. Well, the thing is that they had the first Pandora’s Box and Frank took it allowing himself to receive a decent sum of money and the rest of the house got to use the claw machine in the house for another Power of Veto which Ian won. Then they had the actual Power of Veto competition which Jenn won. So, this week there were two POV’s Ian and Jenn. Also, in the Power of Veto competition Frank had to wear a carrot suit and Dan had solitary confinement. Well, after Dan got out of solitary confinement he pretty much made the biggest move in the game so far… he held his own funeral. You heard right the man DIED! Just kidding. The late Dan held his own funeral service where he got people to cry and gave them all compliments, until he got to his greatest partner in the game Danielle who he told off and said, “You know what you did and I will never trust you again!” Danielle’s mouth dropped! She had no clue what she did and she started balling her eyes out! Until, Dipstick Dan brought her in a room and told her that he just saved both of their butts, because he was getting Jenn to use POV on himself and then know one would want to evict Danielle when she was just dumped by her major partner in the game! Needless to say, the POV ceremony came around and Ian chose not to use his veto and Jenn “City” did taking off Dan and allowing Frank to put up little miss Britney.
Britney fought as best as she could, but the fact of the matter was she was a coach and if you are on the block and you are a coach you are gone. The reason for that is, because the coaches are known as some of the best players to ever play the game and if that is true the houseguest are dumb to not evict them. So, Britney vs. Danielle on the block and the vote turns out 1 to 4 (Ian the only one giving Britney a vote). Making Julie Chen have the sad announcement of BRITNEY YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED FROM THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE! What a sad day! Britney we will be seeing you as the second juror in the jury house and I hope that you come back for All-Stars! Britney you were America’s little sister! Well, it has been my opinion on the great Big Brother player Britney not yours so plus if you would like!
Anyways,
Choirwolf; Points: 20 3 comments
Ashley (BB14) Aug 24, 2012: I am not going to lie I actually loved this girl from the preseason interview on! The only thing I didn't like that she did was get in bed with Frankenstein (because if you haven't been able to figure it out from my past blogs I hate him)! When someone ditzy spray tanner joins the game of Big Brother she has to at least leave people with some memories! Hahaha! Everything about this girl cracks me up!
So, it was actually a big surprise that Ashley got evicted off of the show, because it was during a Double Eviction night (in the past it was a Fast Forward, don't ask me why they didn't call it that this time)! They go right from evicted Mike (thank God!) to a Head of Household competition where (of all people) Ian finally wins something! He then sticks with the "Quack Pack" alliance and puts up Frank against Ashley! Then within 15 minutes the Power of Veto competition takes place and Frank wins. Errrrrrrr....... He takes himself off of the block and gets replaced by Joe. Making the final nominations Joe vs. Ashley! The people go and vote and the vote turns out 5 to evict Ashley and 1 to evict Joe! Sending Ashley to be the first person in the jury house!
This girl was the absolutely the most hilarious person in the house just the fact that she believed what she said such as, I was jumping like "Frogger, or the I just want to turn Kara and Danielle into Barbies and Polly Pocket's and put them in my pocket! Also, she is the reason behind one of the biggest cliffhangers of the season... Whatever happened to the big SNOW WHITE ALLIANCE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ashley you have been fun! I am hoping we hear good stuff from you in the Jury House! Also, please come back for an All-Stars! Well it has happened ASHLEY YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED FROM THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE! Well you know the drill it is my blog on the hilarious Ashley not yours so plus if you want!
Anyways,
Choirwolf; Points: 34 2 comments
Mike "Boogie" (BB2, BB7, & BB14) Aug 23, 2012: OMG I am so glad that this freaking doorknob is out of the house! It makes it even better that he got out before jury! I have never been a huge fan of freaking "Boogie"! He is the reason that Janelle got out in two seasons, he is also the (probably) more annoying half of the "Chilltown" alliance. I have never liked "Chilltown" and I have never liked Mike the only reason this man made it so far in this season is, because he had the safety of being a coach for awhile then due to the reset button not getting hit Frank wasn't evicted and he stayed in and helped "Boogie" last a little longer! Mike did not win anything in this season except be the last coach with all players still intact. This week went by and the cards played out he could go!
This week started with Shane winning HoH and Frank and "Boogie" believing they were safe due to the "Silent Six" alliance (which we all knew wouldn't last long). Of course Shane did the smart thing and nominated Frank vs. Mike "Boogie" well in the POV competition Ashley seriously just hands Frank the veto, so of course he takes himself off of the block and up goes Jenn. This makes the week end with the nominations standing as Jenn vs. Mike "Boogie"! I was so greatful! The final vote turned out to be 2 to evict Jenn and 5 to evict Mike! Mike did win a competition this season though! Here are Mike's stats:

Coaches: 1

So, after this has all been said and done Julie Chen says MIKE "BOOGIE" YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED FROM THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE! I am so ecstatic, because seriously where the hell did he come from someones nose? Who on earth would pick the name "Boogie"!? So, Mike leaves his 3rd season on the show in 10th place kind of a drop from 1st in All-Stars! I am so happy this booger... I mean "Boogie" is gone! The blog is my opinion on the three time player of Big Brother, so not your opinion!
Anyways,
Choirwolf; Points: 56 3 comments
Wil (BB14) Aug 16, 2012: I will start by admitting from first impressions I did not like this guy, but he turned out to be one of my favorite gay guys ever on the show if not my favorite! He gained a lot of respect, because he was definitely a strong person. Let's start and see how this week progressed to getting the long-haired lion out of the house.
This week started off on the wrong foot with stupid poopyhead Franky getting HoH (I mean this guy sucks at the game he should have been evicted a couple weeks ago, but then they pushed the reset button and saved his probably red haired covered ass)! I seriously do not like Frank. Then in a stupid move from Frank he puts up the yeller, Joe against the muscle bound gay Wil. I was never really sure who the "Silent Six" alliance wanted out, but in the end it turned out they thought that Wil was some great big threat and they could get out Joe later. My thoughts were I am okay with that this is the first eviction I didn't have a great opinion on who should leave, but if I had to chose I wanted Joe to stay, because he was loyal to Janelle and gave her her only vote to stay. I can say though up until he was evicted I thought that they would keep him in for awhile. I am struggling if Frank made a good or bad decision on his part by not evicting a stronger player (like Shane), but then I think about it this way he looks better in his alliance's eyes by staying loyal. So Julie evicted the male with the longest hair ever off of the show. So... WIL YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED FROM THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE!
I really grew to like Wil (not as my favorite, but my top 5 of this season for sure). I really don't have much more to say on Wil so it is kind of a short blog I guess. At least he did better on this reality show than he did in American Idol! I hope that you realize this is my blog, not yours, so that means my opinion, not yours.
Anyways,
Choirwolf; Points: 78 7 comments
Janelle (BB6, BB7, & BB14) Aug 9, 2012: Let me start by saying this has been a freaking horrible week for me! First, I get pneumonia, then Janelle get's evicted, and then Frank becomes Head of Household! I mean this is absolutely horrible! I need to first start by saying I am pretty much the biggest Jan Fan of Janie ever! When I first heard possible rumors, as I said rumors, not even that she was for sure on this season, I almost had a heartattack! I mean I love Janelle! Then this week came along and Danielle comes out of nowhere and get's HoH and I am not quite sure who she will nominate. Then the week just went downhill from there...
Danielle, Danielle, Danielle, I say this name with disappointment. You kind of have been playing the weak girl in a showmance with Shane and I figured Shane would have influence on your nominations and he did he got you to put up Frank (which I was totally greatful, because I hate him), but then you listened to Dan (who isn't even your coach anymore) and put up Wil, because Dan wanted to keep the targets on the other coaches. Then once again you win Power of Veto and surprise everyone by taking complete control of this week. I figured that you would use that small, pretty, little Southern mind of yours to get rid of the absolutely most horrid player in the game (Mike "Boogie"), but instead you makes a stupid alliance, the Silent Six, with him and poopyhead Frank, Shane, Britney, and Dan in the process. Well, then you take Wil off of the block and make the final nominations Frank and Janelle.
Needless to say, Danielle backdoored Janelle and didn't even give her a chance to beat Frank, because the Silent Six had the numbers. Janelle tried hard to get the players to keep her in, but she didn't stand chance of getting evicted. Watching this week has been miserable since I heard that she was up. Here are Janelle's stats for this season:

Coaches: 2

If Janelle would have been allowed to play in more competitions then the few she was able to, we know she would have won many more. Janelle is by far the best player whoever played the Big Brother game she has just been screwed over by other players in all three circumstance's. My hope (and probably half of America's) is that they have a chance to bring an evicted player back in and of couse America would vote back in Janie! I hate to say this, but Julie Chen did JANELLE YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED FROM THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE!!!! My opinion on the greatest player ever! Plus it if you want, otherwise...
Anyways,
Choirwolf; Points: 35 4 comments

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