I have this novel-type-thing I'm typing up and I need a title for it so I can publish it online. I'm making a blog on here, because no one on the other website helps. -_-
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Here's the prologue.
The true ignorance of humans is amazing. Everything must be either right or wrong, good or bad. To your kind there is no in between. Well us, we are the in between.
You say you're not a biased country. If I told you our secret that would change quickly. Your opinions, they change o' so quickly.
You tell your children stories of us. Twisted stories, lies. Well listen closely my stupid little humans for I shall enlighten you with my truthful words.
My name is Melaena and I have no age. You could say what I have is a disease, a contagious illness. Our symptoms include enhanced senses, stronger muscles and bones, and sharpened teeth. Doesn't sound so bad does it? Well there's also the blood lust.
Think you know what I am? Yes? Well let me prove you wrong there. Foolish humans creating lies to make the unknown less fearsome to you. Say what you wish, your thoughts mean nothing to us.
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Yep, yep. So if anyone wants to help me with the title, I'd love you forever. (And yes, I know it's not very good) :'(
Gah, I'm talking to my friend and every few minutes I keep losing The Game. :( And by me telling him I have lost The Game, I'm making him lose the game also.
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And by making this blog, I have just lost again. And by you reading this, you too have lost The Game.
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[X] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy
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What kind of pants are you wearing?
[]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = Gangsta
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[X]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = boring person
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What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blonde = with nice everything
[ ]Black = with a sexy smile
[X]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[ ]Light Brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Dirty blonde= with a nice bum
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Pick the month you were born on:
[ ]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who banged
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[ ]6 = who did nothing
[ ]7 = who needed
[ ]8 = who ran naked with
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who ran shirtless with
[X]12 = who slept with
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Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[X]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ]08 = swine flu
[ ]09 = with a rockstar
[ ]10 = an orange
[ ]11 = my lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a jar of honey
[ ]16 = a sweedish berry
[ ]17 = a pickle
[ ]18 = a monkey
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = my mom
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a novel
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a stripper
[ ]26 = noone
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = a peice of toast
[ ]30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma
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Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ]White = because the lil people told me to
[X]Black = because im hot as hell
[ ]Pink = Because I love marijuana
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm proud of my sexuality!
[ ]Grey = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I did bad things
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?