I know that many of you are confused individuals. 15- to 17-year-olds stuck at home in a town where no one even knows you exist. And let me reassure you, they don't.
When I was seven I fell down a well. It wasn't a very deep well, but it was, well, a well. I drowned in that well and was brought back to life by my older brother. He dies in a car crash.
None of this is real. But it exists. You read it, it's in your mind, it has been created.
