1) they look like monsters ready to eat my butt.
2) where does my poo go?! It's magic and magic is evil.
3) I'm special
4) toilet is an anagram of "O, let it" which is the mantra of bad parents. I am a good parent. Ergo thusly.
5) people pee in toilets. Pee is nasty
6) I do what I want and don't what I don't.
7) I don't sheet where I eet.
