I know that many of you are confused individuals. 15- to 17-year-olds stuck at home in a town where no one even knows you exist. And let me reassure you, they don't.
When I was seven I fell down a well. It wasn't a very deep well, but it was, well, a well. I drowned in that well and was brought back to life by my older brother. He dies in a car crash.
None of this is real. But it exists. You read it, it's in your mind, it has been created.
1) they look like monsters ready to eat my butt.
2) where does my poo go?! It's magic and magic is evil.
3) I'm special
4) toilet is an anagram of "O, let it" which is the mantra of bad parents. I am a good parent. Ergo thusly.
5) people pee in toilets. Pee is nasty
6) I do what I want and don't what I don't.
7) I don't sheet where I eet.
