GrrrImABear - The last remaining Probst's Angel. He's played an under the radar game, and has relied on great timing, and an intimidating username to stick around. Will he be able to pull through a tricky last few votes?
"Grrr I'm A Bear is ironically an incredibly unintimidating thing for a bear to say."
Muffinman - He has been a key decision maker in this game, and has won some vital immunities. Can this low-laying threat make it through undetected to the finals?
"If I win I'd like to have an extension on my house in Drury lane."
SurvivorofTheTocans - Tocans, the move maker. He's a big target, and will he able to make the right calculations to pull off a win?"
"I'm a Survivor. It's in my name. And so is Tocans, and nobody knows what that means."
Will it be Ghrocky100 who I literally have not mentioned a single time throughout this game?
"I doubt it'll be me to be honest with you."
Or TheEclipse the drama man, the last of Parson's Persons, who has mixed this game up more than
"I literally pissed in peoples socks and I'm still here. Anything is possible"
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5TH - TheEclipse wins immunity. It's a, 'Jeff Probst Family Tree Trivia Quiz.' Jeff comes a close 2nd. Tocans, Muffin and Ghrocky want to take out Bear, their only other option if they stick with Burnett's Boys. They are all set for the plan, but suddenly Tocans becomes very nervous of Muffin making a move on him. He comes down with hot sweats, and the medical is asked to see how he is but they say he's "too gross" for examination right now with being all sweaty and all.
In an enigmatic episode we enter tribal, and the votes are slowly revealed, 2 for Bear, and 2 for Muffinman. The last vote comes out and it's Muffin's name. (5TH - muffinman)
4TH - Tocans realised very suddenly he may have made a mistake when his name doesn't come up. Despite his big moves, this one may not have been in his favour. However he pulls out a cracking immunity in a huge immunity challenge which takes us across continents and actually is so long they turn it into a season of The Amazing Race.
Bear and Eclipse vow not to turn on eachother, but both immediately rush to Tocan. Tocan realises he has the decision and so we all anxiously await tribal.
Jeff comes out and pulls out the votes. It's 1 vote for GrrrImAbear in TheEclipse's handwriting. There's one for TheEclipse in Bear's handwriting. Another one comes out for TheEclipse however...
SurvivorOfTheTocans I've made big moves. Really big moves. Like THIS BIG *gestures with arms*. I literally couldn't stop making moves, which almost lead to my demise. But I pulled through, and in the end, isn't that what it's all about?
GrrrImABear I've played an underrated game! A bit like a passing comet, I went under the radar. A bit like someone watching porn in the dark, nobody saw me coming. A bit like Thor, I was a God. Vote me, I think I played great! And a bit like an even number in an ally surrounded by 3's, 5's and 7's, I beat all the odds.
* Boots22 still can't figure out the terrible radar joke*
All the jury speeches are pretty boring, but Carlisle delivers this sick evil stepmother speech regarding Tocans. His mic was not clipped on and he is asked to repeat it and totally fluffs it. It does not make air.
THE JURY STEP UP TO VOTE
Boots22 I vote for BEAR
Dryerfish I vote for TOCANS
Maxi1234 I vote for ROCKY
BBLOVER I vote for TOCANS
Spinfur I vote for ROCKY
Carlisle I vote for BEAR
Koin I vote for ROCKY
Muffinman I vote for BEAR
TheEclipse I vote for ROCKY
Ghrocky100 wins with 4 votes! Bear has 3, and Tocans had 2!
Thanks for a great season.
Next season is Ugly poor people VS Succesful beautiful people. I think we know who wins.
