Hello, my name is whoistheman22
Unh
Pardon my small talk
Darlin' I'm all talk
They wanna fence me in, never a ballpark
We tear the walls off the Waldorf Astoria
I told my dudes to get to steppin' like Gloria
I made my case, she a slept-on jury
And when I go from deep I be like Stephen Curry
The lines'll hit you sharp, it got the teflon worried
So I told her that I cruise homes, yep like Suri
So I woke real early, grab a bagel and a glass of joe
The he-man, woman hater, I'm a Ras-a-cal
And Alfalfa, my hair stickin, it lost control
Cause I'm a rapper, but she more into the classical
Uh, no need to apologize
I'm 21, but I been dreamin bout the college life
So when she looks into her father's eyes, shouts to Eric Clapton
I'll be the director, cause I'm all about the action
You're so damn beautiful, my January Jones
Oh you drive me mad
And I come right back
From your head down to your toes
I want you all alone
Oh you drive me mad
And I come right back
You say I'm spellbound
I hardly spell out
The four letters that make every girl just melt down
We on the shelf now, no Sam Goody
And when you mention other dudes, they no damn Hoodie
Unh, cause we go truly hard
Stiles like Julia
And I been gifted since a youth like I'm at Julliard
When we were younger, you were cooler, you and your friends used to rule the yard
A moment flicked by
I wish I was McFly
Marty with the sick ride
I'm able to switch time
No second guessin decisions on why I pick sides
So ex-nay, only talkin bout my insides
Always up to somethin, so we annually home
This song is dedicated to my January Jones
And it's a Space Jam, they say that I'm Michael
Lovin' under twenty's a cycle
So here we go
You're so damn beautiful, my January Jones
Oh you drive me mad
And I come right back
From your head down to your toes
I want you all alone
Oh you drive me mad
And I come right back
I throw my hand out, I'm tryna help her up
She lookin back at me, I think you helped enough
Ain't havin none of it, you gonna sit and say
No love for triple A
Okay, she's gone away
You're so damn beautiful, my January Jones
Oh you drive me mad
And I come right back
From your head down to your toes
I want you all alone
Oh you drive me mad
And I come right back
.
Da da dadadada
da da dadadada
da da dadadada
[Verse 1]
We All-American
Yeah I said party over here
Call up everybody we know
This is for the women who be feeding of my ego
Tell 'em that I made it
'Cause I listen to my haters
Took what they said and negated
Yeah I played it like I'm Tebow
Pour me out another one
Take a shot and reload
Girls be waiting for me
Got them lining up like free throws
Everywhere that we go
They say I'm there favorite but
I see that you been faking
Baby I know how to make it in America
Doing what we love and we passionate
Your girl is cashing
Courtney Kardashian
you pulled up with some honey bees
and I pulled out with half of them
'Cause I ain't going home
If I ain't going with the baddest chick
[Chorus]
Thumbs up to my friends drinking whiskey.
Peace out to the girls that'll miss me.
Middle finger to the dudes back in high school.
'Cause you peaked at eighteen, cool
ohhh
ohhh
'Cause you peaked at eighteen, cool
ohhh
ohhh
You make me look so good.
[Verse 2]
yeah nights be getting comical
and I'll be on the interstate
you be pushing 65 and I'll be pushing 68
just to stay ahead of you
And prove that we the best, right?
life is just a highway
but homie there's no test drive
take your broad and let's ride
take you where I'm supposed to be
'Cause I'll be back to earth some day
and you'll be bagging groceries
and trying to sell insurance
But this right here's a sure thing
you wake up and nothing on your plate
oh you poor thing
'Cause I did what I want
and I made my dreams reality
These bitches be kicking off what I making like Sara Lee
looking through my yearbook
Said I would succeed quick
throwing down my salary
'Cause I don't ever need shit
[Chorus]
Thumbs up to my friends drinking whiskey.
Peace out to the girls that'll miss me.
Middle finger to the dudes back in high school.
'Cause you peaked at eighteen, cool
ohhh
ohhh
'Cause you peaked at eighteen, cool
ohhh
ohhh
You make me look so good.
[Bridge]
Four years gone by
Look back and you outta your prime
But the cool kids never gonna miss me
It's all history, it's all history
Four years denied
Fuck that let's party tonight
But the cool kids never gonna miss me
mi-mi-miss me miss me
[Outro]
Thumbs up to my friends drinking whiskey.
Peace out to the girls that'll miss me.
Middle finger to the dudes back in high school.
'Cause you peaked at eighteen, cool
ohhh
ohhh
'Cause you peaked at eighteen, cool
ohhh
ohhh
'Cause you peaked at eighteen, cool
Thumbs up to my friends drinking whiskey.
Peace out to the girls that'll miss me.
Middle finger to the dudes back in high school.
'Cause you peaked at eighteen, cool
ohhh
ohhh
'Cause you peaked at eighteen, cool
ohhh
ohhh
You make me look so good.
